Thanks for the wishes everyone and **** you to the haters.

However, even though I’m dead, I will still haunt all you dumb bumes that are willing to pay the no-commitment price for a phone every year when we release the same damn phone with 3 added features and call it a new one.

I’d like to say goodbye to my old friend CreepPipe. Seriously, he still logs in here from time to time?

And if you happen to come across it, please return my copy of iLife. I could really use it right now.

Sincerely,

Steve

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