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I guess even trolls get the blues1point618 Posted:
... troll card. Hand it over. Now.Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/13/2008 | |
I Can't Shake This Awful FeelingExecutive summary: fabulous person. ****. (view post) |
03/09/2008 | |
Blood. great times. Pain.mary misanthrope Posted:
Or more likely because you have a ****ing infection. Which isn’t to say I’m suggesting you see a doctor, mind you.Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/09/2008 | |
FarewellYou’re a guiding light for the emo community Ker. If only all emos were so rational. (view post) |
03/09/2008 | |
i dumped my boyfrienddepressed that i was about to cut again and he totally tried to stop me from releasing the pain
That’s definitely not the kind of guy you need in your life. If it’s any consolation, I would’ve encouraged you to cut straight to the bone (down the road, natch). (view post) |
03/08/2008 | |
Emos - simple holes in the bucket of humanity or essential motivation to non-losers and hard working retards everywhere?_Alex_ Posted:
Well, one could certainly make the case that if emo girls could be sufficiently re-educated and taught to shut up, they might make decent quick ****s for our virile young men. And if emo boys could be so trained, our strong little girls could build self-confidence by beating the **** out of them without having to feel as though it didn’t count.
Unfortunately, there is a paucity of literature in the field of emology. (view post) |
03/08/2008 | |
You call yourselves trolls? SadHey starfang, given how I respect your informed opinion, I think it only fair that I contradict your bumertion with proper dogreat timesentation: take a moment to examine this resume will you? (view post) |
03/08/2008 | |
Emos - simple holes in the bucket of humanity or essential motivation to non-losers and hard working retards everywhere?Naturally, the emos’ replies have been impotent and pathetic. I’d expected there’d be more, but half probably ****ing Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/08/2008 | |
PoetryCheer up old chap – a happier world is only one Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/08/2008 | |
Emos - simple holes in the bucket of humanity or essential motivation to non-losers and hard working retards everywhere?A profound question has haunted netizens for many eons, perhaps even so far back as the “dim times” of the 90s: Are the existential leeches known as “emos” a simple blight on humanity… or, perhaps, do they serve a special purpose by motivating real humans to higher ends than sitting around and ****ing all day?
The arguments on both sides are compelling. On the one hand, emos are inherently worthless and on their merits should be Log in to see images! first.
However, on the other hand, interacting with emos reinforces just how much of a pathetic little woman's genitals one becomes when one turns his psychological guts inside out and makes his most primitive, infantile needs the center of the ****ing universe. By encountering the spiritual disfigurement of the emo, one must necessary turn in absolute disgust to higher forms, aspiring to more noble callings. Such as being a troll.
So, where do you stand? Emos: completely ****ing worthless, or essential anti-role models for a new millennium?
WORLD, HAVE YOUR SAY! (view post) |
03/06/2008 | |
Ending on time?crayoncakes Posted:
Trust me friendo, there’s no way I’m gonna involve myself in your “master-stroke” and I’m sure as hell not going to be in the vicinity when the “out come” occurs! Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/06/2008 | |
How are we going to handle DeviousArt?Just sayin’...
In a game whose MO is male reproductive organing people over and just being a male reproductive organ generally, declaring victory in advance seems like a good way to torpedo your odds…
But then perhaps that IS your objective, you saucy knave! ...
...or did you just WANT me to think that? Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/05/2008 | |
Ending on time?Acid Flux Posted:
Awww, no hard feelings, ‘tis all in good fun! Actually, although I had a considerable number of submissions, I’m still kind of astounded by how I managed to get quite so many chocolate scoops…
If you reverse all of the damage cards from the point at which I had 44, I ended up with…
44 + 10 (kly’s bumhole) + 2 (shotgun) = 56
So, 56 chocolate scoops Log in to see images!... I’m bumuming that the scoops award for a submission is score/5… but even then, Jesus. None of my submissions have absurdly high point totals (e.g. 100+), and some never hit 5 points at all. I’m beginning to wonder if there’s perhaps a bug that occasionally lets submissions that hit 5, go below 5, and then hit 5 again, score another scoop… because that would explain a lot.
Edit: Actually, taking another look at it, it may not be necessary to employ the “OMG BUGZZ” explanation… I’d forgotten about my submissions to the other areas of forum builder. When you tally those up it’s in the ballpark of the total. (As some of my submissions currently out of contention at -5 were once much higher, say at 10, that probably accounts for the rest of the delta). (view post) |
03/05/2008 | |
Ending on time?Acid Flux Posted:
Actually I just hoped to grab 4 full medals – I likes ta live dangerously! ****ing you over was merely an expedient to that end given that there was only one vanilla left in the game – albeit apparently one with the hilarious fringe benefit of inducing you to **** like a throwaway comic book villain in front of thousands of people! That’s worth far more than two meaningless pieces of game data! ROFL!!!!! (view post) |
03/05/2008 | |
Ending on time?Acid Flux Posted:
1) Actually you had precisely *TWO* bumhole cards. Which would’ve left me with a measly 24…
2) That pathetic reply was worth approximately 1000 rounds of domination ROFL. Complaining about dirty tactics on a game about TROLLING. Bwa ha ha ha ha! Log in to see images!
Edit for correct approximation. LOLZ (view post) |
03/05/2008 | |
I HAVE A HUGE LOVE TOOLI HAVE A HUGE LOVE TOOL
Is this the model you’re using?
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03/05/2008 |