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Eliminate downvoting altogether: only let us upvoteDownvoting is a necessary part of the game. I’ve gotten my stuff downvoted before and, while I’m sometimes surprised as to what succeeds and what doesn’t, I usually can tell which one of my submissions aren’t that good and will be downvoted. (view post) |
04/29/2008 | |
Your Forumbuildr submissionsMy stuff for last round. I did NOT do well this time.
Thread Titles Holocaust survivors: Those lucky bastards. 17-13=4
Poll: Is using Ophelia’s poetry going too far for torture? 13-9=4
Organizing a trip to Tibet to protest against the Chinese. Warning: Chinese police don’t know about safewords. 20-18=2
Thermite, the overlooked sex toy. 13-14=-1
Hello, @government_agency!! I am a terrorist who knows where the next attack will occur. I’ll never submit to traditional interrogations though. Log in to see images! 6-11=-5 Log in to see images!
Typical Posts Practice your risky techniques with nerds. They’re so desperate to get laid they’ll do anything, and no one will miss them if something goes wrong. 48-12=36
Come on, we women have anal sex all the time, so shut up and take it! 30-12=18
They can handle power tools, tolerate pain, and don’t mind experimentation. How Stuff Breaks is the perfect place to look for partners. 26-13=13
@politician_contemporary can waterboard me anytime. 23-13=10
I would actually just stick to regular male reproductive organ and ball torture. Remember, you can fleece a sheep many times, but you can only skin it once. 15-7=8
Angry Replies Don’t think that I only use my @weapon for @sex_act. You best watch your back. 55-16=39
What are you doing on a BDSM board? You couldn’t dominate Denture Chat!! 31-20=11
This is why the world can never have too many ball gags. 21-10=11
I’d drag you in for a good beating, but all of my male reproductive organrings are too big for you. 18-15=3
I’m surprised you know what sex is. 16-16=0 (view post) |
04/27/2008 | |
Wow...This Week is...Awkward.Well, this week is almost over, and it was really awkward. My entries mostly sucked, and the ones I voted on also sucked more than usual. (view post) |
04/27/2008 | |
Buff trolls!I don’t think that just increasing damage would be a good way to solve this. I’d prefer that trolls get their own specific advantages that don’t just involve more damage. Hence, the following ideas:
Trolls love getting people angry and thrive on the suffering of others. Hence, let’s have the Troll gain some Ego each time he successfully damages his opponent with a Troll attack. This will give him more staying power and allow him to leverage the high Douchebaggary-recovery items to only have to heal occasionally while slowly and consistently damaging his opponents.
OR
Each attack also has a possibility to miss. Hence, one can no longer be sure that a thread will be one-shotted.
OR
Have a new Re-re attack which just taunts the enemies. The more you taunt, the more credit you get when the thread is pwned percentage based. Trolls have a higher defense, and would be able to taunt more and hence get more credit and flezz out of the thread. (view post) |
04/27/2008 | |
Troll's cross-clbum equipment,Thanks for the information. I guess Tinted Sunglbumes and Defaced Mona Lisa are the only items left to get. Back to the grind!! (view post) |
04/27/2008 | |
Troll's cross-clbum equipment,I am currently playing a Troll, and under my items list, there is a section for Glbumes and Special Items. Does that mean I can only equip Camwhore glbumes, and if not what CAN I equip? Is there any way to tell which items I can equip? (view post) |
04/26/2008 | |
Your Forumbuildr submissionsMiles Posted:What IS اْرهابي anyway? (view post) |
04/20/2008 | |
Memebuster publishing reset?It doesn’t publish immediately. It’ll take some time before the forum is actually published. (view post) |
04/20/2008 | |
Your Forumbuildr submissionsMy stuff for last round.
Thread Titles Chell can has Cake: My 20 page doctoral thesis on the differences between highbrow and lowbrow Internet memes. 60-23=37
Does @art_movement lolcats truly capture the spirit of lolcatness, or do you prefer @art_movement lolcats? 32-23=9
The top 10 reasons why someone should be tazed. 28-21=7
So, is Ron Paul President yet? 26-20=6
Typical Posts Be strong. We’ve endured All Your Base, Snakes on a Plane, and Badger Badger. Lolcats too, shall pbum. 72-15=57
Call me an @old stick in the mud, but no one who got into Oxford wrote ”@internet_expression” on their application. 59-12=47
Evidently, infinite monkeys in front on infinite typewriters produce ”@internet_expression” instead of Shakespeare. Who would have guessed? 51-11=40
Rather than re-typing my argument, I’ll just point you to my post on The Urbane Dictionary. Click Here. 50-16=34
The Internet will NOT explode. If the Internet can take a forum about a game about forums, it can take an Internet meme about Internet memes, referencing itself. Of course if your put the meme in the forum in the game . . . 43-15=28
Idiots who watch people act like idiots. It appears the Internet has become one with Idiocy. Idiot nirvana. 29-20=9
Angry Replies You know, you actually deserve Banana Phone. 37-17=20
Yes, quoting GlaDOS makes you soooo “cool” and “hip”. Try quoting the Weighted Companion Cube in the future. 38-25=13
Please, your slang is so @# weeks ago. 35-25=10 (view post) |
04/20/2008 | |
**** THE PROOF THAT Forumwarz IS EVIL ****Are you getting this off some internet site that automatically conspiracy-izes names or something? (view post) |
04/18/2008 | |
Question on methodical downvotersDo we have any evidence that there are bands of evil people going around downvoting everything besides “my entry was downvoted”? I’m not denying that these people exist (in fact, I’m pretty sure they do) but is there any evidence that they do exist? If so, any way to tell who they are? (view post) |
04/18/2008 | |
Your Forumbuildr submissionsLady Lurex Posted: |
04/17/2008 | |
Your Forumbuildr submissionsOK, this is what I remember from my submissions.
“The only thing you’ve demolished is another man’s @bumocks.”
“Why yes, I do know how to blow up the @government_agency headquarters, but why do you want to know?”
“Controlled demolitions for fun and profit (but mostly fun).”
“Think of it as the @weapon version of ‘Will it blend?’”
“Weren’t you voted ‘Most likely to die in a @thing_random related accident’?”
“My @relative said ‘You can break my stuff, but you can’t break the human spirit.’ So how DO you break the human spirit?”
“All I’m saying is that thermite is a prt of @god’s plan.”
”@insult_very special oafs like you are why all the good **** is illegal.” (view post) |
04/14/2008 | |
Your Forumbuildr submissionsCrap, I didn’t write down my submissions before it reset. Is there any way to check what you submitted and what made it? (view post) |
04/13/2008 | |
i think i know why a downvote wave hits midweekI think it’s like this.
In the beginning, there are only a few submissions. They all are pretty different so people think they’re original and upvote them all.
After that, as more submissions come in, what was once unique is now buried in a sea of similar comments. When people see them now, they think they’re just another generic submission and downvote it, while the actually good ones continue to get upvoted. I’ve had one submission go up to +12 before dropping to -5 while others who were doing well before are now struggling. (view post) |
04/08/2008 | |
Wow...This Week is...Awkward.Sturgeon’s Law is in full effect, which is why most of the entries are pretty uninspired. For this one especially, it’s been hard to get into the mindset of “OK, what would people who break stuff want to talk about”. It’s definetly a lot harder to think up ideas, as opposed to ideas for God Hates Facts. I’m proud to say though, that out of my 11 submissions, only two have a variation of the word “break” in the title. (view post) |
04/08/2008 | |
Awesome work so far this week guysWell, fundimentalist Christians aren’t in short supply in the country I’m in, to the point that actual quotes from actual religions fundimentalists are included in the submissions and don’t look out of place at all. I’m sure many of us have lots of personal experience to draw on. (view post) |
03/28/2008 | |
The -5 system: A mathematical considerationIMO, the danger isn’t that of random voting, it’s about 10 or so people systematically down-voting everyone’s submission except for theirs. Just a few sweeps a day could kill a lot of submissions before they can get off the ground. They don’t even have to be in cahoots, just douchebags. (view post) |
03/25/2008 | |
I am so disappointed in how badly my forumbuildr submissions are doing...I just submitted my first set of suggestions for this week, and I got 24 Chocolate scoops. I’m not in any sort of Klan, so it’s not a matter of connections. I guess I just have a lot of experience in this subject area. (view post) |
03/25/2008 |