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General Roma-
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Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

Here post your Forumbuildr submissions if you don’t know why it was so bad/good, and learn!Log in to see images!

NO vote this submission up posts!

I’ll start:

If you ’’break’’ something, is it @bad if ’’it’’ stops breathing? (for example, just a random example, my son)

Warpvader

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

8/10.

Pretty funny, I guess. I’d vote it up.

Forum username: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Warpvader edited this message on 04/11/2008 7:31PM

General Roma-
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Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

ThnxLog in to see images! now one not from mine:

Divide_By_Zero (With picture of wormhole or something).

I don’t get it, is it me? Or doesn’t it make any sence 20 up or something!

Warpvader

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

General Romanov Posted:

ThnxLog in to see images! now one not from mine:

Divide_By_Zero (With picture of wormhole or something).

I don’t get it, is it me? Or doesn’t it make any sence 20 up or something!

It makes perfect sense to those who get the “meme” such as myself.

It goes like this:

Log in to see images!: I wonder what’ll happen if I divided by 0…

-Divides by zero-

Log in to see images!: OH SHI-

(Time/Space continuum gets raep’d)

General Roma-
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Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

Warpvader Posted:

It makes perfect sense to those who get the “meme” such as myself.

It goes like this:

Log in to see images!: I wonder what’ll happen if I divided by 0…

-Divides by zero-

Log in to see images!: OH SHI-

(Time/Space continuum gets raep’d)

That’s some deep ****. Love your explanation, but still think it goes too far..

General Roma-
nov

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Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

What do you people think of this one?

How did @rapper_alive destroy @music_genre so thoroughly?

Warpvader

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

General Romanov Posted:

That’s some deep ****. Love your explanation, but still think it goes too far..

Goes too far? What do you mean?

Warpvader

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

General Romanov Posted:

What do you people think of this one?

How did @rapper_alive destroy @music_genre so thoroughly?

Is that a thread title, or a typical post?

General Romanov Posted:

It’s a thread title I think

Well, despite it has the word “destroy” in it, it’s not really relevant to how stuff breaks in my opinion.

Warpvader edited this message on 04/11/2008 7:52PM

General Roma-
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Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

Warpvader Posted:

Is that a thread title, or a typical post?

It’s a thread title I think

General Roma-
nov

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Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

Warpvader Posted:

Is that a thread title, or a typical post?

It’s a thread title I think

MySpace Tom

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Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

General Romanov Posted:

If you ’’break’’ something, is it @bad if ’’it’’ stops breathing? (for example, just a random example, my son)

I think the joke here is a tad too obtuse. For thread titles, the fewer clauses, the better, because otherwise the reader is unlikely to get it, at least not until after they’ve downvoted it. (See how many commas I just used? Don’t do that.)

Also, several of the synonyms in @bad don’t work very well in the context of that sentence. My advice would be to read through the submission with all the possible combinations (or at least several of them) to make sure that it still works; otherwise, skip the madlib or use a different one. (Replacing “son” with @relative might have been a better one.)

Warpvader Posted:

Forum username: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

I like it, but there’s not a lot of value added; i.e., it’s just the meme, with no pun or anything of your own to make it more than a mere meme. I’m not sure what avatar you used with it, but there probably aren’t any good ones for that name anyway. Also being in all caps seems to be at least a slight disadvantage for enemy names.

General Romanov Posted:

How did @rapper_alive destroy @music_genre so thoroughly?

A good idea, but again I think the arbitrariness of madlibs might have hurt it. There are some combinations for which this is hilarious, and others for which it doesn’t make a lot of sense. If your voters get the latter kind, the odds are against you.

Log in to see images! MySpace Tom edited this message on 05/18/2008 10:02PM

TheLASTjay

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Level 24 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

Well you aren’t going to get a lot of friends that way Tom!

General Roma-
nov

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Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

TheLASTjay Posted:

Well you aren’t going to get a lot of friends that way Tom!

This is what this thread was for, I learned from itLog in to see images!

Balloon

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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Doesn’t change anything. People are just going to downvote to be a male reproductive organ. Either there ****y because they didn’t come up with good ideas or they have a small male reproductive organ. So don’t feel bad when you are downvoted… you’re huge in comparison.

Vince Russo

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[WeChall]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

absolutely agreed.

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crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

I copied down all my submissions right before voting stopped Any suggestions on improving? I’m not gonna blame doing bad on the voters, I was pretty off this time around. :/ Although “breakophile” is still a pretty awesome word. (I only put the totals, I figured votes up/down weren’t important) Also sorry for WALL OF TEXTing >.>

Thread Titles:

@toolhand::scaps: The most overlooked sex toy? Bringing your hobby into your sex life! 7

J. Robert Oppenheimer was such a dreamboat… @sexy @pornography_source_plural of this bad boy inside! 6

Typical Posts:

I’m so disappointed… I just asked my dad about his job! Can you believe being a “broker” is nothing like it sounds? 40

Man, I’ve been stepping on cracks for a @time_unit and my @relative’s back is @good! What am I doing wrong, guys? 27

@greetings::scap guys check out this @best_worst pic of me breaking some ****! [img]www.crashpow@thing_random.com/pics/@attack.jpg[/im/g] Edit: Whups, broken tags Log in to see images! 10

What the… I just saw Brokeback Mountain, guys! I was sorely disappointed, too. Not nearly enough breaking! 7

Movies always show the white man getting the cool doomsday devices, @interjection_agreement_ebonic? Can’t a @dude get a break here? Where’s the super-villain role models for the @race @children? 6

My @lover just broke up with me, dudes… Log in to see images! As a long time breakophile, oh how bittersweet it is when the tables are turned! 5

My hero is Superboy Prime! I wish I could break things with punching that good! @emot Retcons for all! -5

@greetings, fr13nd! So you @love breaking things? Well then, just let me post a @small something from the Anarchist’s Cookbook for you! HOW TO MAKE NAPALM: Shave the wrapping off of a @thing_random: This should contain trace amounts of the @chemical you need. Cook the shavings over a hot fire while mixing in @chemical (swipe it from your school lab!). Let the mix age for a @time_unit, then add extract of @flower. Use it to give those capitalist @insult_generals hell!!!!! -5

Hey guys, having a bit of a problem… Whenever I @attack this jukebox, it suddenly starts working! How is the Fonz supposed to break stuff like this? Log in to see images! -5

Angry Replies:

Tool Time? More like Fool Time, @insult_general. You’re no Tim Allen for sure! 11

Sonpansatan

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Crap, I didn’t write down my submissions before it reset. Is there any way to check what you submitted and what made it?

MathLuv8

Avatar: Leather Boots
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Level 59 Camwhore

“Sergeant Slutter”

Decided to remove it, because it’s doing well and I don’t want it to be downvoted…

MathLuv8 edited this message on 04/14/2008 12:35AM

Sonpansatan

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

OK, this is what I remember from my submissions.

“The only thing you’ve demolished is another man’s @bumocks.”

“Why yes, I do know how to blow up the @government_agency headquarters, but why do you want to know?”

“Controlled demolitions for fun and profit (but mostly fun).”

“Think of it as the @weapon version of ‘Will it blend?’”

“Weren’t you voted ‘Most likely to die in a @thing_random related accident’?”

“My @relative said ‘You can break my stuff, but you can’t break the human spirit.’ So how DO you break the human spirit?”

“All I’m saying is that thermite is a prt of @god’s plan.”

”@insult_very special oafs like you are why all the good **** is illegal.”

Loosey-Lou

Avatar: Corset 2
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[Just Chicks]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

General Romanov Posted:

What do you people think of this one?

How did @rapper_alive destroy @music_genre so thoroughly?

I liked that one – I up-voted it.

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