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Who Can troll this thread the best wins 1000BPmooseknuckle Posted: You’ve already trolled it by causing drama for a fake 1000bp. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/26/2008 | |
Post a picture of yourself!
LOL, I’M very special. (view post) |
11/26/2008 | |
The Official "I would like some free BP please" threadI’d like some BP so I can change my name and my avatar. I plan to contribute to the game later, though. After Birthday + Christmas, when I get money. (view post) |
11/26/2008 | |
Degrade yourself for 3 BPShii Posted:
GTFO. (view post) |
11/26/2008 | |
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", the BEST Fan-Fiction ever.Lolwut. (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
Am I a cute gay guy?I want to know your opinions.
Edit: I can post NAUGHTY pictures, if you like. But nothing with full nekkid, I’m underage. (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
Let's play: Doom the Roguelikeshrtcat Posted:
Hell, just BE a scared little loli. (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
Guys what tattoo should I get?Ilovemale reproductive organs gets my vote. (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
3BP - Same old boring contestTOAST. (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
CLOSED - Contest for 1 measly BP - Be the 100th poster in this threadPOST. (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!!THE STORY IS TITLED: WARMTH. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PatchTheDarknut was horribly bored. He was sitting at his computer, tapping his finger on the desk. “Bored, bored, bored…” It was winter, and there was nothing to do. It was rather cold.
Ding!
“Mm?” PatchTheDarknut started at the screen. Oh, it was that guy on sTalk, THE_****. He had been hanging out with him for a while now. The window had THE_****’s picture there, and PatchTheDarknut’s face.
THE_****: So, are we going to meet up today?
PatchTheDarknut: Where are we going?
THE_****: FJGJASKG****INGfabulous personbumHOLE I ****ING TOLD YOU THE GYM.
PatchTheDarknut: Oh…sorry! See you there, then.
THE_****: See you then.
He closed the window. Well… this was it. After hanging out with THE_**** for a week, he decided it was time to do something that he like
~~ LATER ~~
PatchTheDarknut was cold. He had fallen into the snow, and now his buddy, THE_****, was left to carry him to the changing room. “TH-TH-THE_****, I’m s-sorry…” said the chattering boy, snuggling up to the other male’s chest.
The buff dude smiled, and held PatchTheDarknut closer to him. “It’s alright. No big deal. Besides, I’m your good friend, right?”
PatchTheDarknut smiled. “I’m glad you’re here for me, THE_****. Thanks for carrying me.”
~~ EVEN MORE LATER, IN THE CHANGEROOM ~~
PatchTheDarknut was naked in the shower, showering himself off after a workout. He was miraculously skinny for someone who kept trying to work out.
THE_**** pulled PatchTheDarknut back with a silly grin on his face. “PatchTheDarknut… Would you… would you like to have sex with me?”
PatchTheDarknut smiled wider than he ever had before. “I’ve… I’ve been waiting for you to say that for a very long time.”
With that, THE_**** stripped off his boxers as PatchTheDarknut did the same. THE_**** pushed PatchTheDarknut down on the bench. They cuddled up together and pressed their erections together in a pleasureful way. PatchTheDarknut moaned softly, and THE_**** panted. “Nng… TH-THE_****…” whispered the writhing PatchTheDarknut, now turned over so his bum was in the air.
THE_**** lay on top of PatchTheDarknut, spooning with his good friend. “Do you want me inside of you?” asked the muscled male, cuddling the smaller male up to him.
PatchTheDarknut whimpered softly. “Please THE_****… Please!”
THE_**** obliged by grabbing a condom from his bag and quickly putting it on. “Get ready, PatchTheDarknut…” And he slowly stuck the tip of his male reproductive organ inside of the teen.
A quiet whimper was heard inside of the room. “Ow, THE_****… ” The slightly younger male was a virgin, and had never been taken by anyone before. He had indeed used toys before, but it wasn’t the same as the real thing. Meanwhile, THE_**** had slowly gone all the way in, moaning at how tight PatchTheDarknut really was.
“You’re… a virgin, aren’t you?” asked THE_****, who was nestled deep inside of PatchTheDarknut so he could adjust. Good lord, this boy was tight!
PatchTheDarknut nodded. “I…I wanted it to be you.” He sighed quietly, and smiled. “I’m glad it is.”
THE_**** grinned devilishly, and thrusted his hips forward. “Me too.” Slowly, THE_**** pulled out, then thrust his male reproductive organ back inside of PatchTheDarknut’s sweet bum. He repeated the process once again, but this time, with more speed.
Bucking his hips, PatchTheDarknut moaned quietly in pain and pleasure, unable to feel both fully. THE_**** really knew what he was doing. However, THE_**** then wrapped his big hand around PatchTheDarknut’s throbbing male reproductive organ, stroking it in time to the thrusts. Both males moaned each other’s names in ecstasy. It was pure bliss
~~ Five minutes later. ~~
“Oh TH-THE_****… I’m.. I’m going…” the sex-muddled PatchTheDarknut was trying to speak, but was overcome by his own moaning. “Mmm… moan my name, PatchTheDarknut. Moan it, and then great times for me!” THE_**** was about to great times himself, so he growled out his good friend’s name, then heard his own name being called as he came inside of PatchTheDarknut.
PatchTheDarknut who now pulled away from THE_****, turned around and cuddled into THE_****’s arms. “Hey… THE_****?”
The muscled male opened an eye. “What is it?”
“I love you.”
“I already knew that. I love you, too.”
“And I’m telling everyone on Forumwarz that I had sex with THE_****!”
”...Fine.”
~~~ PICTURE FOR TEH WIN Log in to see images! ~~~ (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!!shrtcat Posted: |
11/25/2008 | |
CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!!I’m so going to win this. Bbl, typing. (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
Remove Game Content: DogCats > Dogs (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
THE FORUMWARZ AWARDS CATEGORIES ANNOUNCEMENTLolwut. (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
My threat and my demandsMMMMMmale reproductive organmale reproductive organmale reproductive organ? (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
Let's play: Doom the RoguelikeOndore Posted: (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
DEAD HARD DRIVE? LET ME GUESS. WESTERN DIGITAL.I think my first hard-drive death was a Hitachi? I also had my WD die on me before, but I fixed’d it with Spinrite. Whoo, Spinrite. (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
DOLPHINS ARE THE GREATEST ****ING THING TO EVER ****ING EXIST YOU male reproductive organCHOMPERSlolmale reproductive organ Posted:
It was never good. Nothing by Manphin is ever good. Nothing by YOU is good either, for that matter. (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
ASDFGHJKL;Kilroy8675309 Posted:
...Hurr. I just got it. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/24/2008 |