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which forumite do you regard as the biggest woman's genitals???...I love everyone Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/20/2008 | |
Oh ****ing HELL NO. Creepy fat guy staring at me on the train.Goatse II: I’m a goody-two shoes in real life. Skinny, weak, tends to smile a lot. I’m really really nice to everyone I meet, so I couldn’t do something like that. Sorry.
Jalapeño Bootyhole: It’s alright. People have mistaken me for a girl online before. But ‘a boy your age’? I wouldn’t have minded if he were sexy. But he was gross.
Lara Croft: Haha. Thanks, I suppose. I dunno how old he was, though. But seriously? If he was hot, I’d totally smile back. Buuuuut, he was a creepy fat guy with ugly glbumes and a really bad goatee. So… not happening.
Nobody in Particular: I think I didn’t mention that I actually do like men. But buff guys. Not icky guys like him.
Also, I wish some of the people who were in the Troll character-clbum wouldn’t be so mean, so I could tell if they were being serious or just playing the part. Such as elenaratelimit, or Bix Nood. But I won’t whine about it, because then people will think I’m playing the part of an emo kid. (view post) |
11/19/2008 | |
The Corrupted Wish GameGranted, but since you didn’t win in the election, nobody cares. I wish I had a boyfriend. (view post) |
11/19/2008 | |
Oh ****ing HELL NO. Creepy fat guy staring at me on the train.I’m a fifteen year-old who lives at boarding school. Of course I’m going to be freaked out. D:< And this was taken when I was sitting on the train. Yay, crappy webcam. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/19/2008 | |
Degrade yourself for 3 BPDrunkenlazybastard Posted:
Then make another one. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/19/2008 | |
Oh ****ing HELL NO. Creepy fat guy staring at me on the train.Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
“Her?” o_O; I’ve got a male reproductive organ. D: (view post) |
11/19/2008 | |
I'm in love with an npc, namely THE_****liveangel Posted:
I’m ascared of furfabulous persons. ;-; (view post) |
11/19/2008 | |
Oh ****ing HELL NO. Creepy fat guy staring at me on the train.D: Do I have to prove my age with a webcam? I’m getting really tired of having to do that. (view post) |
11/18/2008 | |
Oh ****ing HELL NO. Creepy fat guy staring at me on the train.Why don’t you people understand I’m being serious? Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/18/2008 | |
Oh ****ing HELL NO. Creepy fat guy staring at me on the train.Okay so like this one time I was on the train and there’s this fat guy who is staring at me. And smiling. And winking. And holy **** I’m being hit on. He’s holding the phone to the side of his head and it’s freaking me out. Hooooooly ****. I mean, come on. I’m only fifteen; what a ****ing creeper. OH MY GOD IT’S BEEN FIVE MINUTES AND HE’S STILL STARING. Holy ****. Hooooolyyyyyy shiiiit. Maybe I should stop glancing over. Maybe then he’ll get the hint that I want nothing to do with him. ****. I looked at him and he wasn’t looking, then he looked and he SMILED AT ME. I hope he’s not one of those guys I met on the internet. Oh god.
I’m not ****ing kidding. This isn’t a joke. This is NOT A ROLEPLAY THINGY. I’m ****ing serious. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/18/2008 | |
ASDFGHJKL;MOCK-CONGLERS **** Posted: |
11/18/2008 | |
ASDFGHJKL;OH MY GOD I CAN’T BREATHE MY NOSE IS FULL OF BOOGERS SOMEONE END MY ****ING EXISTANCE AUUUUGH ASDFGHJKL;’ ;_; No srsly This ****ing sucks.
AND I HATE YOU BRITT YOU KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS I HATE YOU AUGH YOU **** YOU BROKE MY ****ING COMPUTERBOX (view post) |
11/18/2008 | |
CLOSED - Post for a chance to win 4BPIT WAS YOUR FAULT BRITT IT WAS I HATE YOU SO MUCH (view post) |
11/18/2008 | |
Degrade yourself for 3 BPWhat if I’m underage? >: THEN what do I post? (view post) |
11/18/2008 | |
Your 6 word suicide noteI just killed myself. Goodbye Forever. (view post) |
11/17/2008 | |
Post a picture that describes how you feel right nowLog in to see images! (view post) |
11/13/2008 | |
Happy Veterans Day MUTHA****AS!You’re ≠ Your (view post) |
11/11/2008 | |
I'm in love with an npc, namely THE_****SuperHappyFunKitty Posted:
>: Furfabulous person or just neko? (view post) |
11/09/2008 | |
My Horrible, Horrible Day (Have fun trying to read it)You do it first. (view post) |
11/06/2008 | |
My Horrible, Horrible Day (Have fun trying to read it)YES; THIS IS TL;DR. Too bad, read it. Please? It’s from September.
I’m feeling a bit upset now. This isn’t too fair, but whatever. It’s not really my decision on what people think, is it? I can’t blame them for disliking me. I AM weird, after all. See? Even MORE weird! I have near-perfect spelling and grammar. God, I suck. I see how miserable Elizabeth is. And I can’t cry or anything, because I’ll make her feel bad, and then I’ll feel bad about making her feel bad. God my eyes hur- wait, nevermind. Considering who I saw, I feel a little better. Or maybe it’s just this love song I’m listening to? I dunno. Whoa, my screen looks red. That’s slightly weird. Just like me. Weird that red is my favourite colour. And I ****ing hate this kid. I can’t expose what he did to me, under threat of physical harm. Perhaps I’ll actually grow a spine by the end of the year and expell his bum. But by then, it’ll be less believeable. Elizabeth just left to the other bus. I feel really good about myself now. If you couldn’t tell, that was sarcasm. My day just isn’t getting any better, is it? And now I’m feeling sorry for myself, how lame is that? Ugh. At least the song is beautiful. Oh ****, almost just yelled at Anisa. I was planning on sitting with her today, but apparently “She gets sick in the back of the bus.” I call bull, because two feet won’t make a difference, and this is harldy a bus. It’s a van. I feel like puking. Those ****s are taking pictures now. Ugh, I’m so angry. You know, I think I want to be honest about something: When I get angry and ****y at the people who spam smegas and people who ask questions, it’s because I, myself, am too insecure about asking or daring to have fun. It’s not right of me to be mean like that. Which reminds me, I hate it when people say “Should of” instead of “should have.” Anyway, the girls and Ian are now giggling like ****tards and taking more pictures. To be honest, I look like **** today. I have a zit or two, and a have a nasty abrasion about an inch away from the corner of my eye. Hey! I just saw something that made me smile! A mini-mart called “Big Bee.” Heh. But now I’m starting to sniffle. ****. SHIIIIT. Why?! My eyes don’t hurt that much, do they? Augh. Whoa, I just laughed. There was a computer repair shop called “Those FRIGGIN’ computers!” That’s amazing, it blows my mind. Ew, my eyes are nasty. The whites are slightly pink and my irises are darker than usual. At least we’re almost out of London. Britt just looked backwards and went “STEPHEEEEEEN!” I waved. I’m still in a bad mood, but that might be from lack of sleep. Not that staying up wasn’t fun, it was ****ing amazing! April started the greatest party ever. Too bad we all got rollbacked. This is a little random, but silver thin-rimmed glbumes are really sexy on spiky-haired blonde guys. But enough about them. To be honest, there ARE certain things about me I like. I like my eyes, my voice, my ears, lips, and my hair, if it’s long enough. I also like the fact that I’m *blessed” slightly. I’m also not too short, or too tall. What I don’t like is my skin, my nose, my bum, my chest, and my feet. They’re all usually in minor pain. My bum’s in pain because it’s boney, and when I sit down, I end up hurting the little muscle and fat that I have by the bone protruding. Ew, Ian’s leaning back. Give me a second to readjust my position… there we go. I’m leaning against the window now. I think I’ll have a little nap for now. It’s 8:15am now. I started typing this at…. 7:49am? I dunno. Anyway. Bye, then.
The day didn’t get much better. The convention wasn’t very good, in my opinion. I got sick, and I hurt myself (somehow) while sleeping. So. Yeah. It’s why I’m in such a ****ty mood. (view post) |
11/06/2008 |