This is a **** easy game to follow. User ‘A’ posts a wish, user ‘B’ grants it with a major flaw and posts his wish and user ‘C’ continues this cycle.

Example

A – I wish I had a huge male reproductive organ

B – Granted, but since it’s now a priapism it turns gangrenous and falls off. I wish I knew everything.

C – Granted, but your brain cannot handle all of this information and explodes into a raging ball of fire! I wish I had the best computer in the world.

D – Granted, but the FBI bumumes that you got this from Russians and take you in for questioning and torture. I wish (etc etc)

Okay, allow me to get the ball rolling: I wish I had a chicken sandwich.

Granted, but the permanoobs post more.

I wish I had the superpower to annoy everyone I meet.

JioCaged Posted:

You already have that power. I wish that my wish’s weren’t corrupted.

granted but you cant wish.. I wish for the curruptor of my wish to post him admitting hes a mega homofabulous person.

(also i seen this kind of thread befor Log in to see images!

Gutsman Posted:

Deaths-Mbumacre, for making a crappy wish, your crotch shall be fed to termites

I wish for a pack of general anesthetics.

Wish granted, but as you take the anesthetics, you realize that your male reproductive organ gets smaller and smaller with each one you take.

I wish that I had a male reproductive organ.

Granted but now her male reproductive organ is large and erect and is arousing me. Though, I truly wish I was loli so everyone would love **** me.

Raepdog Posted:

Granted but now her male reproductive organ is large and erect and is arousing me. Though, I truly wish I was loli so everyone would love **** me.

Granted, but you get ripped apart by a pedobear’s monster male reproductive organ and die.

I wish fabulous persons would stop de-railing my damn topics.

Granted, But nobody would take it because it was caked in your own ****.

I wish that the granted wishes for what I wish.

Granted, but it only takes you 2 days to beat.

I wish I was Ron Paul.

PatchTheDarknut Posted:

I wish I had a boyfriend.

Granted, but I am a eternal raging hard on that is constantly in your throat or your vag.

I wish that all the fine upstanding member of societys would go back to africa

P4RTYV4N Posted:

Granted, but now there is noone left to make your cheeseburgers at McDonald’s or clean public restrooms. You’re happy as **** because you’re an excellent cook who despises McD’s. Also you’re half witted brother now has a job cleaning public restrooms at a wage twice what the fine upstanding member of society was getting paid.

I wish it wasn’t so damn cold

fixed

Granted now you’re in africa with all the fine upstanding member of societys.

I wish all the towel heads would go back to the middle east