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Gay Oh ****ing HELL NO. Creepy fat guy staring at me on the train.

Patch The Da-
rknut

Avatar: 57089 Sat Jan 10 17:36:45 -0500 2009
5

Level 23 Emo Kid

In a sad way Raepdog misses you... Oh gay friend.. oh I love the gays..

Okay so like this one time I was on the train and there’s this fat guy who is staring at me. And smiling. And winking. And holy **** I’m being hit on. He’s holding the phone to the side of his head and it’s freaking me out. Hooooooly ****. I mean, come on. I’m only fifteen; what a ****ing creeper. OH MY GOD IT’S BEEN FIVE MINUTES AND HE’S STILL STARING. Holy ****. Hooooolyyyyyy shiiiit. Maybe I should stop glancing over. Maybe then he’ll get the hint that I want nothing to do with him. ****. I looked at him and he wasn’t looking, then he looked and he SMILED AT ME. I hope he’s not one of those guys I met on the internet. Oh god.

I’m not ****ing kidding.

This isn’t a joke.

This is NOT A ROLEPLAY THINGY.

I’m ****ing serious.

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SIG-ENABLING-
-MOCK CONGLER

Avatar: 70410 Tue Mar 31 18:27:10 -0400 2009
4

[The Airship]

Level 20 Hacker

Posesses, and is, an incredibly large male reproductive organ

Touch male reproductive organ.

SIG-ENABLING-MOCK CONGLER was banned for this post by Evil Trout

SIG-ENABLING-MOCK CONGLER edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

XSS Code Posted:

Touch male reproductive organ.

Somebody was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Somebody edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM

Bix Nood

Avatar: 60260 2010-10-12 20:21:23 -0400
1

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 60 Troll

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGGEN

Oh, so YOU were the creepy 15 year old kid that kept on glancing over at me. Okay. I was trying to creep you out right on back so that you’d quit glancing at me, seriously, it was creeping me out. I was having a perfectly good phone conversation until you started throwing your strange looks at me.

Bix Nood was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Bix Nood edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

PatchTheDarknut Posted:

This is NOT A ROLEPLAY THINGY.

Nor a role-play forum. Warnings and bans issued.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

MC Banhammer Posted:

Nor a role-play forum. Warnings and bans issued.

you lie! unless there’s a ban for less than 24 hours

also move seat. and move thread as well.

jesus its so easy.

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Maybe it’s good idea to put your pants back on.

Patch The Da-
rknut

Avatar: 57089 Sat Jan 10 17:36:45 -0500 2009
5

Level 23 Emo Kid

In a sad way Raepdog misses you... Oh gay friend.. oh I love the gays..

Why don’t you people understand I’m being serious? Log in to see images!

Bix Nood

Avatar: 60260 2010-10-12 20:21:23 -0400
1

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 60 Troll

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGGEN

I’m being serious too. Dead serious. Log in to see images!

notameme

Avatar: Tight Skirt
3

[9 VIBRATING bumPLUGS]

Level 17 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

PatchTheDarknut Posted:

...

I’m only fifteen; what a ****ing creeper.

OH MY GOD IT’S BEEN FIVE MINUTES AND HE’S STILL STARING.

...

Leaving the Basement and getting a dose of that weird “real life” thing can be scary.

Get used to it.

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Patch The Da-
rknut

Avatar: 57089 Sat Jan 10 17:36:45 -0500 2009
5

Level 23 Emo Kid

In a sad way Raepdog misses you... Oh gay friend.. oh I love the gays..

D: Do I have to prove my age with a webcam? I’m getting really tired of having to do that.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

notameme Posted:

Leaving the Basement and getting a dose of that weird “real life” thing can be scary.

Get used to it.

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Your post is full of won. I acidentally downvoted your post though. Ah well who cares. Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

shrtcat Posted:

Your post is full of won. I acidentally downvoted your post though. Ah well who cares. Log in to see images!

Leave it to my man shrtcat to offer encouragement in a time of need. You trolls should be ashamed of yourselves. Clearly the OP went through a traumatic experience and you’re just compounding her anguish.

Next time, Patch, I suggest don’t look back at him at all. Or, do something that will turn him off like spit on the floor or pretend to adjust your “balls.” That might work.

Aeryka

Avatar: Pink Dress
9

[No Fingerz Allowed-
Klub
]

Level 35 Camwhore

One of VedaPayne's many Lezbean lovaz

Nobody gives a **** about your life, no ****ing offense. So a guy stared at you. Stop wearing ****ty clothes and get a life. Maybe you brightened his day, but you’ll never see him again. Move on.

Tactrohs

Avatar: Server Hacker

[9 VIBRATING bumPLUGS]

Level 13 Hacker

“Ohacku”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Leave it to my man shrtcat to offer encouragement in a time of need. You trolls should be ashamed of yourselves. Clearly the OP went through a traumatic experience and you’re just compounding her anguish.

Next time, Patch, I suggest don’t look back at him at all. Or, do something that will turn him off like spit on the floor or pretend to adjust your “balls.” That might work.

an I love you too, BFF.Log in to see images!

Tactrohs was banned for this post by Jalapeno Bootyhole

Tactrohs edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Tactrohs Posted:

an I love you too, BFF.Log in to see images!

Now I know how Travis felt when he shot Old Yeller. Log in to see images!

This is horrible. How could I have been so blind?! I mean, “Tactrohs”? Seriously?!

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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

spineless

Patch The Da-
rknut

Avatar: 57089 Sat Jan 10 17:36:45 -0500 2009
5

Level 23 Emo Kid

In a sad way Raepdog misses you... Oh gay friend.. oh I love the gays..

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Leave it to my man shrtcat to offer encouragement in a time of need. You trolls should be ashamed of yourselves. Clearly the OP went through a traumatic experience and you’re just compounding her anguish.

Next time, Patch, I suggest don’t look back at him at all. Or, do something that will turn him off like spit on the floor or pretend to adjust your “balls.” That might work.

“Her?” o_O;

I’ve got a male reproductive organ. D:

Benjamini

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Wow so some guy looked at you on the bus. What, have you been living in your basement your whole life until now? Who cares!

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Benjamini Posted:

Wow so some guy looked at you on the bus. What, have you been living in your basement your whole life until now? Who cares!

I think it’s because ugly people aren’t used to getting looked at so it weirds them out.

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