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Interface DOLPHINS ARE THE GREATEST ****ING THING TO EVER ****ING EXIST YOU male reproductive organCHOMPERS

WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS **** TO YOU, ARE YOU THAT ****ING STUPID THAT YOU DONT GET IT? YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT DOLPHINS ARE GREATER THAN EVERY OTHER THING THAT EVER EXISTED ANYWHERE, EVER? IT’S NOT THAT HARD BUT I WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU NOmale reproductive organ fabulous personS IN AS MANY WAYS AS NEEDED. IM ****ING SERIOUS. THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS AND IM ON IT. **** YOU. DOLPHINS RULE. **** YOU. NO REALLY. ****. YOU.

IF X = (EVERYTHING <> DOLPHINS) THEN

DOLPHINS > X

END IF.

Q: WHAT ABOUT THIS THING, IS THAT BETTER THAN A DOLPHIN?

A: IS IT A DOLPHIN?

IF YES, THEN YES.

IF NO, THEN NO.

ARE 2 DOLPHINS BETTER THAN A DOLPHIN?

TRICK QUESTION. ALL DOLPHINS ARE INFINITY GREAT. INFINITY + INFINITY = INFINITY. THEREFORE 1 IS THE SAME GREAT AS 1,000,000 DOLPHINS.

SHARKS?

**** YOU.

WHALES?

P. COOL BUT NO DOLPHINS.

FISH?

FOOD.

DOLPHIN woman's genitals?

(OKAY THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT BETTER, BUT TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, ITS THE SAME)

A GOAT?

**** HIM AND DOUBLE **** YOU.

TWO CARS CRASHING TOGETHER SO HARD THAT THE UNIVERSE SHEDS A SINGLE TEAR AND A UNICORN IS BORN?

**** THAT UNICORN WITH ITS OWN HORN. AND **** YOU.

TRIPLE male reproductive organS?

ONLY GOOD ON DOLPHINS. **** OFF.

IF YOU RETARDS ARENT SURE YET. ASK ME. NAME ANYTHING AND I WILL EXPLAIN WHY A DOLPHIN IS BETTER.

**** YOU.

**** YOU

DOLPHINS RULE.

**** YOU.


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**** YOU fabulous personS.


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

falcons > dolphins


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http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic
learn to ****ing spel

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

FalconFour Posted:

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Fixed that for you.


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

spacekadt Posted:

Fixed that for you.

o hai alt of manphin


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http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic
learn to ****ing spel

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Quality thread. Cept’ for the Falconfine upstanding member of society.

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Crinkz Posted:

[**** YOU]

Not listening.


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learn to ****ing spel

auntflow

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Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

I’m not certain that equation was written correctly.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

FalconFour Posted:

Not listening.

Wow. This and accusing me of being an alt is the best you can do?

****in’ LAME man. Stop trying.


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King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

What about Cetacea?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

FalconFour Posted:

Not listening.

Translation: BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Great thread

Requesting move to Full of Won

And bannination of FalconFour


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Fran Posted:

Great thread

Requesting move to Full of Won

And bannination of FalconFour

crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

FalconFour Posted:

falcons > dolphins

http://eroticfalconry.com/Site/Home.html

go jack off for a while or something


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Patch The Da-
rknut

Avatar: 57089 Sat Jan 10 17:36:45 -0500 2009
5

Level 23 Emo Kid

In a sad way Raepdog misses you... Oh gay friend.. oh I love the gays..

Crinkz Posted:

Quality thread. Cept’ for the Falconfine upstanding member of society.

I’m ashamed to have the same avatar as you.


I ****ing love Tylenol

MikePattonFa-
nboi

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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Crinkz Posted:

Quality thread. Cept’ for the Falconfine upstanding member of society.


“Is this an arms race anyone can win? Whoever wins, the children lose. And who cares? I hate kids. Bunch of little punks ruining my movie. I wanted to see ‘The Pbumion of Christ’ in peace, not have a bunch of stupid kids crying.”

[Peter Nguyen]

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FALCONfine upstanding member of society IS A RETARD. A RETARD WITH NO male reproductive organ.


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Monkey in a -
suit with a -
DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

YOU’RE FORGETTING ABOUT THE MICE

THEY’RE THE ONLY ONES SMARTER THAN THE DOLPHINS


NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Monkey in a suit with a DEMON Posted:

YOU’RE FORGETTING ABOUT THE MICE

THEY’RE THE ONLY ONES SMARTER THAN THE DOLPHINS

Way to fail, fabulous person.

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