Yo Momma
Yo Momma
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Available at: Level 8 Cost to Train: 2 Upgrade Points | Attack: 45-50 Cost: Douchebaggery -6 Refresh: 1 turn | Tree: Evil Prev: Insult Next: I Know Where You Live |
Yo Momma was, due to the level cap and different abilities not yet added, the strongest Troll's attack before Episode 2 came out.
Attack Phrases
These are sample attack phrases. Spelling mistakes and text style may vary.
| YO MOMMA SO SKINT THAT WHEN I ASKED TO USE THE BATHROOM SHE SAID PICK AN CORNER |
| Yo mama so chunkadelic she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled “Taxi!” |
| Yo momma so uncomely…but I’D **** HER ANYWAY! |
| I axed yo’ momma what 1 plus 1 be. **** doed scratched her head for lyk, six seasons and she was like “6.” I’m like, “you daft-bum jizzmop.” Thn I ****ed her. |
| Yo mama zo chunky she put on her mask wid a paint-roller. |
| Yo mom’s such ****…I phucked her last Monday. It was phantastic. |
| Yo momma so grotesque, people be thinkin’ she Tori Spelling, an’ aksin’ fo’ she autograph ‘n ****. |
| yo momma so narsty that she made the onions cry |
| Yo mamma so porcine I took picture of her last April Fools’ Day and its still printing |
| Your mom's like a doorknob...every **** get a turn! |
| Your mom’s so bad-looking, it’s like…damn, that **** repelling1 |
| Yo momma so husky, whn she go swiming in the ocean the whales be like: “WII ARE FAMILYYYY…” |
| Yo mama so bad-looking her mom had to be drunk before she’d let her drink form her breastseses |
| YO MOMMA SO REPUGNANT THAT PEOPLE WORE HER FOR HALLOWEEN |
| Yo mama sew daft she got locked in a grocery store and starved! |
| Yo mama so bankrupt she waves aroud a popsicle stick & calls it air conditioning. |
| yo momma is like a brick; heavy hard anbd laid by mexicans |
| yo momma is so dim-witted shi thought a quater back was a refund |
| yo momma so skank I sed "Wanna ream" nd shi sayd "YEEAAUUHH!" |
| Yo mama so inflated you have to grease the door frame en hold a twinkie onna the other side just to get her through. |
| Ya mom are sew fat (how fat iz she?)/Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy/with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough/I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs (what) |
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