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Yo Momma

Yo Momma

Log in to see images! Available at: Level 8
Cost to Train: 2 Upgrade Points
Attack: 45-50
Cost: Douchebaggery -6
Refresh: 1 turn
Tree: Evil
Prev: Insult
Next: I Know Where You Live

Yo Momma was, due to the level cap and different abilities not yet added, the strongest Troll's attack before Episode 2 came out.

Attack Phrases

These are sample attack phrases. Spelling mistakes and text style may vary.

YO MOMMA SO SKINT THAT WHEN I ASKED TO USE THE BATHROOM SHE SAID PICK AN CORNER
Yo mama so chunkadelic she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled “Taxi!”
Yo momma so uncomely…but I’D **** HER ANYWAY!
I axed yo’ momma what 1 plus 1 be. **** doed scratched her head for lyk, six seasons and she was like “6.” I’m like, “you daft-bum jizzmop.” Thn I ****ed her.
Yo mama zo chunky she put on her mask wid a paint-roller.
Yo mom’s such ****…I phucked her last Monday. It was phantastic.
Yo momma so grotesque, people be thinkin’ she Tori Spelling, an’ aksin’ fo’ she autograph ‘n ****.
yo momma so narsty that she made the onions cry
Yo mamma so porcine I took picture of her last April Fools’ Day and its still printing
Your mom's like a doorknob...every **** get a turn!
Your mom’s so bad-looking, it’s like…damn, that **** repelling1
Yo momma so husky, whn she go swiming in the ocean the whales be like: “WII ARE FAMILYYYY…”
Yo mama so bad-looking her mom had to be drunk before she’d let her drink form her breastseses
YO MOMMA SO REPUGNANT THAT PEOPLE WORE HER FOR HALLOWEEN
Yo mama sew daft she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so bankrupt she waves aroud a popsicle stick & calls it air conditioning.
yo momma is like a brick; heavy hard anbd laid by mexicans
yo momma is so dim-witted shi thought a quater back was a refund
yo momma so skank I sed "Wanna ream" nd shi sayd "YEEAAUUHH!"
Yo mama so inflated you have to grease the door frame en hold a twinkie onna the other side just to get her through.
Ya mom are sew fat (how fat iz she?)/Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy/with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough/I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs (what)

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