The Noose And Razor Society
The official guild for Emo Kids.
Any player who selects Emo Kid as a clbum receives the following Tubmail from the Noose and Razor Society , with the subject you've got emo-mail.:
| so you want to join the noose & razor society for emos. ****ing yay. |
| i hope you’re not joining this guild to make “friends” or boost your pathetic self-esteem. we’re here for just one purpose: to depress the hell out of everyone we encounter (before we kill ourselves). |
| sigh. but all that cutting and complaining is hard, miserable, torturous work…so to keep ourselves going when we just want to ****ing end it all, we need to replenish our supply of tears. |
| run out of tears, and you’ll run out of attacking power, which means you probably won’t be long for this world. i know that sounds like a “good” thing, but we’re not leaving this horrible ****ing lonely planet until we dragged some of them down with us. so you’ll need lots of eyedrops, which you can order from drugs “r” fun (“fun” — what’s that?). you won’t even have to leave your bumhole parents’ basement. |
| another thing is, you get stronger the lower your ego drops. you’ll want to let your ego drain, but not so much that you die…i guess. |
| there’s other **** you can get that will help with this pointless exercise, but i don’t feel like typing anymore. |
| ah, what the hell. there’s some eye drops attached to this email. a true emo wouldn’t need it, but you’re going to. click it or something. |
| finally, here’s a link to infections, ink. you can’t show your dedication to clinical depression without multiple tattoos and piercings. |
| so, um…i guess…welcome to our team? god, that was hard to type. |
| please don’t bother responding. |
After reading the Tubmail, the Emo Kid is awarded the Noose and Razor Society E-Peen:
| Log in to see images! 0.06" | This player joined the Noose and Razor Society. Automatically awarded upon becoming an Emo Kid. |
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