Published Itembuildr Items
These items can be purchased at the itembuildr consumer's co-op after being created through itembuildr. Another item should be added every two days.
| Item Clbum | Item Image | Item Name | Item Stats | Base Cost | Idea Submitter | Image Submitter | Completed? |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Video File | Log in to see images!.glbum.1915.dvda | Max Ego +43 Max Sexiness +40 Max Douchebaggery +95 Offense +5 Defense +5 Luck +5 Frugality +5 Charisma +4 | Log in to see images!65,345 | Splargety | Yes! | ||
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! My Dead Girlfriend Tattoo | Max Tears +235 Offense +6 Defense +5 | Log in to see images!546,000 | Acid Flux | handofg0d | Yes! | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Stigmata | Max Tears +289 Offense +10 Defense +8 | Log in to see images!398,000 | Cheetara | Aristrofl | Yes! | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Gaydar | Max Sexiness +489 Offense +15 Defense +11 Charisma +22 | Log in to see images!436,000 | Gameshrk90 | Asian Rapini | Yes! | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Black Electrical Tape | Max Sexiness +214 Offense +3 Defense +4 Luck +5 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!652,000 | Vageena Davis | Inconnu | Yes! | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Soul Piercing | Max Tears +291 Offense +11 Defense +10 | Log in to see images!345,000 | Cruzader | Inconnu | Yes! | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Complete set of all 7 Dragon Balls | Max Ego +30 Offense +15 Defense +21 | Log in to see images!550,000 | CrinkzPipe | momentumenergy | Yes! | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Used School Girl Panties | Max Sexiness +207 Offense +5 Defense +2 Luck +6 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!578,000 | Raepdog | ninja_pedophile | Yes! | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Spinal Tap | Max Tears +351 Offense +10 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!451,000 | GoshSpeedy | Duckythemagicfine upstanding member of society | Yes! | |
| Books | Log in to see images! Kama Sutra Pop-Up Book | Max Ego +14 Max Sexiness +42 Luck +4 | Log in to see images!319,000 | ThRiLlHo123455 | Bashy | Yes! | |
| Books | Log in to see images! Autographed First Edition of Mein Kampf | Max Ego +15 Max Douchebaggery +39 Luck +4 | Log in to see images!319,000 | dobnits | ninjies | Yes! | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Master Ball | Max Ego +48 Offense +23 Defense +33 | Log in to see images!325,000 | Peregrine | stupid name | Yes! | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Entire Second Grade Girls Soccer Team | Max Douchebaggery +604 Offense +11 Defense +28 | Log in to see images!706,000 | Cheetara | ninjies | Yes! | |
| Books | Log in to see images! Why Are They Putting Daddy in the Ground? | Max Douchebaggery +39 Max Tears +25 Defense +5 Charisma +5 | Log in to see images!506,000 | PUBICDAWG | ninjies | Yes! | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Sexy Librarian Glbumes | Max Sexiness +447 Offense +9 Defense +11 Charisma +18 | Log in to see images!311,091 | DubbleD1g1tz | Vageena Davis | Yes! | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Crossed Out Name Tattoo | Max Tears +208 Offense +6 Defense +5 | Log in to see images!394,991 | Samildanach | Buck_Cheeks_923 | Yes! | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Oversized Jackie Onbumis Glbumes | Max Sexiness +539 Offense +13 Defense +12 Charisma +21 | Log in to see images!493,260~ | plk | Vageena Davis | Yes! | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Mary Janes | Max Sexiness +24 Offense +3 Defense +1 | Log in to see images!7,470 | DubbleD1g1tz | Vageena Davis | Yes! | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Auschwitz Identification Number | Max Tears +247 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!673,000 | Cheetara | Re-Retard | Yes! | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Death Clock | Max Tears +290 Offense +8 Defense +7 | Log in to see images!260,000 | Wyrd | SplodgeMonkey | Yes! | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Botched Do-It-Yourself Piercing | Max Tears +276 Offense +8 Defense +7 | Log in to see images!260,000 | SplodgeMonkey | IceDragon | Yes! | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Inactivated Conficker Virus | Max Processing Power +52 Offense +8 Defense +8 Luck +5 | Log in to see images!176,500 | Alexia von Drachen | STRONGVICIOUS88 | Yes! | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Hamster-Powered Motherboard | Max Processing Power +50 Offense +8 Defense +8 Luck +5 | Log in to see images!176,500 | Snap017 | Potilas | Yes! | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Medical Eyepatch | Max Sexiness +518 Offense +17 Defense +12 Charisma +22 | Log in to see images!470,000 | ninjies | Newton | Yes! | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Pleather Thigh-Highs | Max Sexiness +37 Offense +4 Defense +2 | Log in to see images!6,205 | Kitten-Face | Mistress Mary Starscream | Yes! | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Wrist Slash Tattoo | Max Tears +249 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!509,500 | Metaldragon | kittiejenn | Yes! | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Corset Piercing | Max Tears +185 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!62,000 | naughty-mayhem | Black Dragon | Yes! | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Power Glove | Max Ego +16 Max Processing Power +24 Offense +12 Defense +15 Luck +3 | Log in to see images!213,000 | DubbleD1g1tz | DarkArmy | Yes! | |
| Books | Log in to see images! The Big Book of Dead Babies | Max Ego +8 Max Douchebaggery +40 Max Tears +13 Defense +3 Luck +2 Charisma +3 | Log in to see images!412,500 | Vageena Davis | Johnny Mac | Yes! | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Body Paint | Max Sexiness +213 Offense +4 Defense +3 Luck +6 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!615,000 | Johnny Mac | KinkyKinkajou | Yes! | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Vulgari™ Pretentious | Max Sexiness +335 Offense +11 Defense +10 Charisma +18 | Log in to see images!260,000 | JayZJay | DarkArmy | Yes! | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Japanese Schoolgirl Knee-high Socks | Max Sexiness +46 Offense +5 Defense +1 | Log in to see images!3,970 | Captainman | DarkArmy | Yes! | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Wirefire 6.38 | Max Ego +42 | Log in to see images!3,499 | McMacTaco360 | JayZJay | Yes! | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Fix Itembuildr Tattoo | Max Tears +235 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!455,233 | IceDragon | ____ | Yes! | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Adoption Certificate | Max Ego +24 Max Tears +149 Offense +16 Defense +20 | Log in to see images!292,500 | AJ_Impy | PseudoNymph | Yes! | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Chainmail Bikini | Max Sexiness +213 Offense +5 Defense +3 Luck +6 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!596,500 | Kitten-Face | DarkArmy | Yes! | |
| Books | Log in to see images! Your High School Yearbook | Max Ego +12 Max Douchebaggery +39 Max Tears +7 Defense +2 Luck +3 Charisma +2 | Log in to see images!365,750 | KinkyKinkajou | JayZJay | Yes! | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Clitoral Ring | Max Tears +272 Offense +7 Defense +7 | Log in to see images!200,000 | Alorwin | JulieTearJerkyOnTheFloor | Yes! | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Soviet Spetznium™ Proccessor | Max Processing Power +37 Offense +11 Defense +8 | Log in to see images!109,000 | ZombieFreak | timorpheus | Yes! | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Yet Another Pointless Itembuildr Tattoo | Max Tears +258 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!591,250 | moblin21 | Jellycakes | Yes! | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! PointLezz™ MicroNotebook | Max Ego +36 | Log in to see images!2,749 | Vageena Davis | bearzrnyce | 06/02/2009 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Overly Complex Steampunk Monocle | Max Sexiness +79 Max Douchebaggery +25 Offense +4 Charisma +3 | Log in to see images!62,000 | Ambient Etheral | DARK_QUACK | 06/04/2009 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! Trolling for Dummies | Max Ego +4 Max Douchebaggery +39 Max Tears +19 Defense +4 Luck +1 Charisma +4 | Log in to see images!459,250 | Inconnu | W33N3R | 06/06/2009 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Tempdress ™ Crotchless Panties | Max Sexiness +212 Offense +4 Defense +4 Luck +6 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!633,500 | Wylin | man-man | 06/08/2009 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Ridiculously Ergonomic Keyboard | Max Processing Power +38 Offense +9 Defense +5 | Log in to see images!78,250 | Catt although | Inconnu | 06/10/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Stephen Hawking’s Voice | Max Ego +8 Max Processing Power +37 Offense +10 Defense +12 Luck +4 | Log in to see images!194,875 | the jibbilies | man-man | 06/12/2009 | |
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Walt Disney's Frozen Head | Log in to see images!70,000 | Joseph of Suburbia | Heaven | 06/14/2009 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Six trillion Zimbabwean dollars | Log in to see images!70,000 | GulpingAgain | rawrmonsta | 06/16/2009 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Preorder Receipt for Duke Nukem Forever | Log in to see images!16,763 | Vageena Davis | scully | 06/18/2009 | ||
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Lead Pipe Through the Head | Max Tears +293 Offense +10 Defense +9 | Log in to see images!318,500 | man-man | Lime555 | 06/20/2009 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Ex-Girlfriends | Max Tears +236 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!736,500 | andrestyle | Skeith_ | 06/22/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Stripper Pole | Max Sexiness +270 Offense +9 Defense +9 Charisma +13 | Log in to see images!200,000 | The Spanker | Re dei sepolcri | 06/24/2009 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Self-Built Computer | Max Ego +47 | Log in to see images!4,249 | Cl0ckw3rk | Jubbles | 06/26/2009 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! On the Orgies of Species | Max Ego +14 Max Douchebaggery +38 Max Tears +4 Defense +1 Luck +4 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!342,375 | Bragzor | British | 06/28/2009 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Strategically Placed Band-aids | Max Sexiness +207 Offense +5 Defense +3 Luck +6 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!587,250 | NeoVid | Keeblrkid | 06/30/2009 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Hard Drive full o’ Porn | Max Processing Power +52 Offense +8 Defense +8 | Log in to see images!146,468 | andrestyle | ghax | 07/02/2009 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Sex-Ray Vision Glbumes | Max Sexiness +267 Offense +9 Defense +9 Charisma +13 | Log in to see images!200,000 | DarkArmy | ghax | 07/04/2009 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Dolphin Tattoo | Max Tears +243 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!386,875 | ghax | twelvety | 07/07/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! IRL Firewall | Max Ego +23 Max Processing Power +12 Offense +14 Defense +18 Luck +2 | Log in to see images!231,625 | zahlman | Kongming | 07/09/2009 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Ballet Slippers | Max Sexiness +45 Offense +5 Defense +2 | Log in to see images!5,573 | DubbleD1g1tz | derfboy23 | 07/11/2009 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! The Vincent Van Gogh | Max Tears +293 Offense +11 Defense +9 | Log in to see images!371,500 | andrestyle | andrestyle | 07/13/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Gold Star Sticker | Max Ego +24 | Log in to see images!1,499 | Wylin | MC Banhammer | 07/15/2009 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Plum™ iPorn™ | Max Processing Power +72 Offense +4 Defense +4 Luck +3 | Log in to see images!164,750 | Kittysan | Ikaruwa | 07/17/2009 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! Your Bad Behavior Killed Santa | Max Ego +10 Max Douchebaggery +40 Max Tears +10 Defense +3 Luck +3 Charisma +3 | Log in to see images!389,125 | andrestyle | W33N3R | 07/19/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Lucky Dead Squirrel | Max Ego +25 | Log in to see images!1,499 | SanDyk | Bucephalus | 07/21/2009 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Dead Grandparent Memorial Tattoo | Max Tears +232 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!468,625 | mudkip_akimbo | DarkArmy | 07/23/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Full Length Mirror | Max Sexiness +30 Offense +4 Defense +2 | Log in to see images!6,838 | Sarcasm Inc | DarkArmy | 07/25/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Fuzzy Handcuffs | Max Sexiness +32 Offense +4 Defense +2 | Log in to see images!6,838 | Sly Mold | Inertia | 07/27/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Plum™ iBrator™ | Max Sexiness +210 Offense +5 Defense +3 Luck +6 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!605,750 | Kittysan | Aldo_Anything | 07/29/2009 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Bubble Wrap Bra | Max Sexiness +224 Offense +5 Defense +3 Luck +6 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!605,750 | male reproductive organpunch Gina | Dunatis | 07/31/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! 1,000 Facebook Friends | Max Sexiness +402 Offense +11 Defense +11 Charisma +19 | Log in to see images!311,000 | GroundZero | Skyman747 | 08/02/2009 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! The Ol’ Backup | Max Ego +24 | Log in to see images!1,499 | ChronoDrgn | quantumenergy | 08/04/2009 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Hypnotism Glbumes | Max Sexiness +440 Offense +11 Defense +11 Charisma +19 | Log in to see images!311,000 | Fang Yuan | Amasius | 08/06/2009 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! The Big Picture Book of STDs | Max Ego +6 Max Douchebaggery +41 Max Tears +16 Defense +4 Luck +2 Charisma +4 | Log in to see images!435,875 | Anon Ymous | Devianlawl | 08/08/2009 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Misspelled Tattoo | Max Tears +247 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!550,375 | zer0_clu3 | Advocato | 08/10/2009 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Flux Capacitor | Max Processing Power +25 Offense +12 Defense +12 Luck +8 | Log in to see images!188,250 | mterek | HannarCookie29 | 08/12/2009 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Gem-Studded Crawks™ | Max Sexiness +32 Offense +4 Defense +2 | Log in to see images!6,838 | Advocato | wtfmcnuggets | 08/14/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Diamond Studded Dildo | Max Ego +24 Max Sexiness +103 Offense +14 Defense +18 Luck +3 Charisma +3 | Log in to see images!465,375 | SHINOBIPANDA | FSW | 08/16/2009 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Douché & Golddigger G69s | Max Sexiness +480 Offense +10 Defense +13 Charisma +20 | Log in to see images!349,000 | Asuka424 | Asuka424 | 08/18/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Bachelor of Liberal Arts Degree | Max Ego +13 | Log in to see images!525 | male reproductive organ Tardfart | ****tard | 08/20/2009 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Coconut Bra | Max Sexiness +224 Offense +4 Defense +4 Luck +6 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!624,250 | wtfmcnuggets | Re dei sepolcri | 08/22/2009 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Black Light Tattoo | Max Tears +256 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!632,125 | The Spanker | Henry Chinaski | 08/24/2009 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Railroad Spike | Max Tears +321 Offense +10 Defense +7 | Log in to see images!424,500 | mterek | Shiroi Hime | 08/26/2009 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Graphing Calculator | Max Ego +13 | Log in to see images!525 | mterek | Ger-Man | 08/28/2009 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! Anne Frank’s Diary | Max Ego +2 Max Douchebaggery +37 Max Tears +23 Defense +5 Luck +1 Charisma +5 | Log in to see images!482,625 | Switzerland | Milovana_great timeshardy | 08/30/2009 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Ultra High Heels | Max Sexiness +43 Offense +5 Defense +1 | Log in to see images!3,485 | ghax | mterek | 09/01/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Non-Porn Blocker | Max Sexiness +16 Max Processing Power +24 Offense +6 Defense +5 Luck +3 | Log in to see images!91,669 | naughty-mayhem | EvilHom3r | 09/03/2009 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! The Corset of Quantum Uncertainty | Max Sexiness +292 Offense +7 | Log in to see images!1,012,000 | burningpopsicles | mterek | 09/05/2009 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Frankenstein's Neck Bolts | Max Tears +597 Offense +19 Charisma +2 | mterek | Swine | 09/07/2009 | ||
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Oversized Monocle | Max Sexiness +1050 Offense +10 Defense +10 Max Douchebaggery +1050 | Swine | harley-mcgee | 09/08/2009 | ||
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Gore-Lieberman ‘00 | Max Tears +459 Offense +12 Defense +12 | mterek | mterek | 09/10/2009 | ||
| Books | Log in to see images! Troll Eggs and Spam | Offense +6 Defense +6 Luck +10 | Log in to see images!524,000 | mterek | mterek | 09/12/2009 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Kommodore K64 | Max Ego +115 | Aldo_Anything | wtfmcnuggets | 09/14/2009 | ||
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Borkenstock™ Sandals | Max Sexiness +150 Defense +10 | Log in to see images!21,740,000 | wtfmcnuggets | man-man | 09/16/2009 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Finger Web Piercings | Max Tears +386 | Shii | Asuka424 | 09/18/2009 | ||
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Portable Hadron Collider | Max Ego +115 | mterek | man-man | 09/20/2009 | ||
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! ViewMaster Goggles | Offense +14 Defense Max Douchebaggery +450 | Afterthotz | man-man | 09/22/2009 | ||
| Books | Log in to see images! Wikipedia Print Edition | Max Sexiness +125 Luck +12 | Log in to see images! 09/24/2009 | ||||
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Utility Belt | Fortunato | Afterthotz | 09/26/2009 | |||
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Auto INCIT Spamming Script | Max Douchebaggery +500 Offense +11 Defense +11 | petkeeper18 | Ricket | 09/28/2009 | ||
| Special Items | Log in to see images! List of Emergency Numbers | Max Ego +117 Offense +7 Defense +8 Luck +7 | Log in to see images!579,000 | Afterthotz | JayZJay | 09/30/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! 4-D Rubik's Cube | Max Ego +200 Charisma +38 Offense +15 Defense +15 Luck +12 | Log in to see images!19,542,000 | mterek | man-man | 10/02/2009 | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! MC Banhammer Memorial Life-Size Love Doll | Max Douchebaggery +992 Defense +58 Offense +18 | Ricket | Nicco | 10/04/2009 | ||
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Cement High Heels | Max Sexiness +131 Offence +9 Defense +9 Luck +9 | Log in to see images!14,762,000 | Ricket | Bragzor | 10/06/2009 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Booby Trap | Max Sexiness +500 Defense +14 | Log in to see images!21,745,000 | MC Banhammer | mterek | 10/08/2009 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! 120” Spectacular™ LCD Monitor | Defense +28 Offense +28 Luck +19 Max Processing Power +188 | Log in to see images!17,079,000 | JayZJay | Inertia | 10/10/2009 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Unidentifiable Anime Character | Max Tears +516 Offense +14 Defense +14 | Log in to see images!20,355,000 | Jubbles | quantumenergy | 10/12/2009 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Crime Lab Computer (As Seen On TV!) | Max Ego +75 | Ricket | iSecksMachine | 10/14/2009 | ||
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! John Lennon’s Burial Glbumes | Max Ego +63 | handofg0d | mterek | 10/16/2009 | ||
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Soulstone of a Prime Evil | Max Tears +456 Offense +14 Defense +13 | Aldo_Anything | Ladee | 10/18/2009 | ||
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Their Shoes | Max Sexiness +113 Offense+8 Defense +8 Luck +8 | Log in to see images!3,510,000 | petkeeper18 | Ger-Man | 10/20/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Certificate to Your Own Star | Max Ego +400 | Kittysan | 10/22/2009 | |||
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Baby’s First Bra™ | Max Sexiness +389 Offense +9 Charisma +11 | Log in to see images!4,341,000 | SoronTheBeast | FunJelly8 | 10/24/2009 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! HAL Operating System | Max Processing Power +110 | Joseph of Suburbia | Afterthotz | 10/26/2009 | ||
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Evil Trout’s soul | Max Ego +1 | Log in to see images!99,999,999 | FunJelly8 | Afterthotz | 10/28/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Protivate™ | Sarcasm Inc | 10/30/2009 | ||||
| Books | Log in to see images! First 3 million decimals of Pi | Godly Kitteh | 11/01/2009 | ||||
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Demon Horns | Max Tears +685 Offense +22 Charisma +4 | SoronTheBeast | Saturn12 | 11/03/2009 | ||
| Shoes | Log in to see images! **** Me™ Sneakers | Max Sexiness +77 Offense+5 Defence +5 | Log in to see images!12,809 | SoronTheBeast | Afterthotz | 11/05/2009 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Xenuware Computer | Max Ego +150 | petkeeper18 | 11/08/2009 | |||
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Antichrist™ Scleral lenses | Max Douchebaggery +250 | FunJelly8 | FunJelly8 | 11/10/2009 | ||
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Real Snuff Video | Max Douchebaggery +680 Defense +40 | Dunatis | jixmas | 11/12/2009 | ||
| Books | Log in to see images! My Very First™ Book of Internet Memes | Afterthotz | Conny_Dachs | 11/14/2009 | |||
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Hello Klitty™ Bandages | Max Sexiness +260 Charisma +7 Luck +7 Defense +7 | Log in to see images!875,000 | TehJennz | Techno_Viking | 11/16/2009 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Crocodile spine. | Max Tears +640 Offense +19 Charisma +2 | Kyouchou Budgie | 11/18/2009 | |||
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Plum™ iSpy™ | Offense +20 Defense +20 | ms-karen | coolerderek | 11/20/2009 | ||
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Double Monocles | Offense +7 Charisma +7 Max Douchebaggery +350 | Master_Troll | Afterthotz | 11/22/2009 | ||
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Super Pretendo Entertainment System | Master_Troll | 11/24/2009 | ||||
| Computers | Log in to see images! Victorian SteamPlum™ | Max Ego +90 | scully | Afterthotz | 11/26/2009 | ||
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Coin Slot Stripper Shoes | Max Sexiness +128 Offense +9 Defense +8 Luck +8 | Log in to see images!10,781 | LeCru | Aldo_Anything | 11/28/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! The Toilet Desk Chair | Parlok | 11/30/2009 | ||||
| Special Items | Log in to see images! 100 Power Stars | Ego +225 Defense +9 | SoronTheBeast | Afterthotz | 12/02/2009 | ||
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! See-through bra | Max Sexiness +600 Defense +16 | Log in to see images!26,685,000 | quangntenemy | Little-Rena | 12/04/2009 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Testicle Studs | Max Tears +470 Offense +14 Defense +14 | d4 | Drakodan | 12/06/2009 | ||
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Night Vision Goggles | Max Douchebaggery +200 | Parlok | Phanto | 12/08/2009 | ||
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Dad’s Credit Card | Luck +27 | Drakodan | patheticgirl43 | 12/10/2009 | ||
| Computers | Log in to see images! Gigabitz™ Supercomputer | Max Ego +200 | Phanto | The Cat Who Walked Through Malls | 12/12/2009 | ||
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Summon Circle | Max Tears +300 Defense +8 | Circlejerk | 12/14/2009 | |||
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Mood Lingerie | Max Sexiness +340 Charisma +9 | Log in to see images!480,000 | blacknarwhal | Skeith | 12/16/2009 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Ancient Chinese Foot Bindings | Max Sexiness +92 Offense +6 Defense +6 Luck +7 | Log in to see images!53,000 | MercWithMouth | MercWithMouth | 12/18/2009 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Cybersex doll | Offense +19 | quangntenemy | Phanto | 12/20/2009 | ||
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Prom Queen’s Diary | Max Douchebaggery +1050 Defense +61 | Drakodan | Sadew | 12/22/2009 | ||
| Books | Log in to see images! Read The ****ing Manual Manual | Max Processing Power +175 Offense +12 | Heaven | Skeith_ | 12/24/2009 | ||
| Computers | Log in to see images! Evil Trout’s Computer | Max Ego +100 | Log in to see images!500,000 | quangntenemy | Shishu | 12/26/2009 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Network Censorship | Max Sexiness +270 Offense +7 Charisma +7 Luck +3 | Log in to see images!933,000 | Sarcasm Inc | patheticgirl43 | 12/28/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Big Red bumon | Teh Cezar | 12/30/2009 | ||||
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Reverse Cowgirl Boots | Max Sexiness +125 Offense +7 Defence +8 Charisma +3 | Log in to see images!6,938,000 | patheticgirl43 | patheticgirl43 | 01/01/2010 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Low Resolution Tattoo | Max Tears +330 Luck +8 | msg | msg | 01/03/2010 | ||
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Quadruple Amputee Sex Doll | Max Douchebaggery +800 Defense +47 Offense +14 | msg | Skeith_ | 01/05/2010 | ||
| Books | Log in to see images! Super Sparkle Furry Sailor Princess Heroes Z! | Max Douchebaggery +165 Defense +11 Offense +5 | PUBICDAWG | Vageena Davis | 01/07/2010 | ||
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Eagle™ Eyesight | Defense +12 Charisma +12 Max Douchebaggery +400 | Log in to see images!15,000,000 | JayZJay | man-man | 01/09/2010 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Left Ventricle Piercing | Max Tears +370 Offense +2 Defense +2 | man-man | deathpaint | 01/11/2010 | ||
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Nuclear Missile Launch Codes | Offense +8 Defense +8 Luck +8 | Log in to see images!1,064,000 | msg | My 1337sauce Brings All The Girls to the Yard | 01/22/2010 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Strategically Arranged Video Game Controllers | Log in to see images!1,000,000 | Vageena Davis | 01/24/2010 | |||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Genuine E.T. Atari 2600 Cartridge | Log in to see images!9,000,000 | Mesmerelda | Mictlan | 01/26/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Holographic 1st Edition Base Set Charizard Card | Log in to see images!1,542,500 | Pally | Mictlan | 01/28/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! 1 Acre of Land on the Moon | Log in to see images!6,000,000 | Dunatis | Kim Tae Yeon | 01/30/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Majority Stock in SEGA | Log in to see images!6,000,000 | Master_Troll | msg | 02/01/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien | Log in to see images!4,500,000 | Shishu | Skeith_ | 02/03/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Dehydrated Water | Log in to see images!4,500,000 | Judge-Bot 3000 | Jubbles | 02/05/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! American Health Insurance Policy | Log in to see images!7,500,000 | Dunatis | dobnits | 02/07/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Mysteriously Glowing Briefcase | Log in to see images!7,500,000 | blacknarwhal | Afterthotz | 02/09/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Space Station | Log in to see images!3,750,000 | Spamtom Menace | man-man | 02/11/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Helen Keller’s Ultimate Guide to Seeing | Log in to see images!3,750,000 | TheMatty | Xx-EmO_4_LiFe-xX | 02/13/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! US Congressman | Log in to see images!8,250,000 | Orlie | mterek | 02/15/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Stack of Old College Textbooks | Log in to see images!8,250,000 | Orlie | bisu | 02/17/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! 1992 Toyota Camry | Log in to see images!2,271,000 | GrimKiller46 | The End | 02/19/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Abandoned World Of Whorecraft Account | Log in to see images!5,250,000 | The End | msg | 02/21/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Africa | Log in to see images!6,750,000 | Nichael Bluth | Ger-Man | 02/23/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Battlethreadz Orange | Log in to see images!3,010,500 | petkeeper18 | Aldo_Anything | 02/25/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Expired Nerve Gas | Log in to see images!806,250 | Doc_Holliday | Adamanthar | 02/27/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Phone Book of Cthulu | Log in to see images!813,500 | Mistergumby | Malliott | 03/01/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Complex Web Spider | Log in to see images!5,625,000 | Wisefox | Adamanthar | 03/03/2010 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Poseidon’s Trident | Log in to see images!5,625,000 | hoosahokie | valka | 03/05/2010 | ||
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Ron Paul 2008 Tattoo | Max Tears +439 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!11,397,000 | HuGGleS4EVerYoNE | Game Over | 03/07/2010 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! IllegalAlien Ware | Max Ego +131 | Log in to see images!1,250,000 | Shishu | Game Over | 03/09/2010 | |
| Accessories | Log in to see images! Divorce Papers | Max Tears +566 Defense +8 Luck +2 | Log in to see images!10,999,500 | OrsonScottCard | Dayviid | 03/11/2010 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Knee-High Leather Boots | Max Sexiness +131 Offense +9 Defense +9 Luck +9 | Log in to see images!11,965,000 | Hortun | The End | 03/13/2010 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Direct Portal To The Internet | Max Processing Power +77 Offense +13 | Log in to see images!7,336,500 | Furry Porn | Furry Porn | 03/15/2010 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Chastity Belt | Max Sexiness +576 Defense +15 | Log in to see images!22,686,000 | Kittysan | OrsonScottCard | 03/17/2010 | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Original “Lord of the Flies” Film From 1963 | Max Douchebaggery +1018 Defense +60 | Log in to see images!12,838,500 | Kittysan | The End | 03/19/2010 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Cyclops’ Visor | Max Sexiness +529 Max Douchebaggery +353 Offense +9 Charisma +9 | Log in to see images!10,429,500 | Kim Tae Yeon | OrsonScottCard | 03/21/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Batman’s Utility Belt | Max Ego +95 Offense +8 Defense +8 Luck +6 Charisma +19 | Log in to see images!59,770,500 | SpunkyJunk | JayZJay | 03/23/2010 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Crucifix Nails | Max Tears +605 Offense +19 Defense +8 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!7,342,000 | male reproductive organmale reproductive organmale reproductive organmale reproductive organ | JayZJay | 03/25/2010 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! “SHOW IT TO ME — How to CamWhore” By Britney14 | Max Sexiness +78 Max Processing Power +87 Offense +8 Luck +2 Charisma +10 | Log in to see images!15,169,500 | Hot Pho | JayZJay | 03/27/2010 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Edible Lingerie | Max Sexiness +291 Defense +8 | Log in to see images!11,843,000 | Kittysan | Game Over | 03/29/2010 | |
| Accessories | Log in to see images! Completely Realistic Fake Suicide Scars | Max Tears +527 Defense +8 Luck +1 | Log in to see images!7,950,750 | Hot Pho | Hot Pho | 03/31/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! The Amazing Stallion™ | Max Sexiness +77 Offense +6 Defense +5 Luck +5 | Log in to see images!5,986,235 | predictable ricket | King Jazza | 04/02/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Hack Pack | Max Processing Power +53 Offense +13 Defense +6 Luck +4 | Log in to see images!3,762,375 | pr0n5t4r | pr0n5t4r | 04/04/2010 | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! A Girl’s Phone Number | Max Douchebaggery +796 Offense +6 Defense +41 | Log in to see images!6,772,250 | The Spanker | Gearb0x | 04/06/2010 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Desktop Tesla Coil | Max Processing Power +49 Offense +13 Defense +6 Luck +4 | Log in to see images!3,762,375 | OrsonScottCard | Joseph of Suburbia | 04/08/2010 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! **** Me Heels | Max Sexiness +80 Offense +6 Defense +5 Luck +5 | Log in to see images!5,986,235 | BrightSun | nothaxlol | 04/10/2010 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! talking computer | Max Ego +93 | Log in to see images!627,125 | hiPpieFOOT22 | rawlt | 04/12/2010 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Anime Eyes Glbumes | Max Sexiness +521 Max Douchebaggery +178 Offense +13 Defense +6 Charisma +16 | Log in to see images!5,449,750 | Kittysan | iostiogic | 04/14/2010 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Expressive Anal Piercing | Max Tears +301 Offense +10 Defense +4 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!3,909,750 | Sarcasm Inc | Gearb0x | 04/16/2010 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Prison Tear | Max Tears +344 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!6,066,000 | Unusual Pie | Mottleyparasite | 04/18/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Your Mom | Max Ego +47 Max Sexiness +39 Offense +7 Defense +7 Luck +6 Charisma +10 | Log in to see images!32,878,368 | JayZJay | Gearb0x | 04/20/2010 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Glow-in-the-Dark Keyboard | Max Processing Power +35 Offense +13 Defense +9 Luck +6 | Log in to see images!1,975,313 | BrightSun | Mottleyparasite | 04/22/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Pedobear Costume | Max Douchebaggery +710 Offense +9 Defense +34 | Log in to see images!3,739,125 | OrsonScottCard | The End | 04/24/2010 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! male reproductive organshot Elite System | Max Ego +74 | Log in to see images!315,687 | dark-chaos | xxEmoxKidxx | 04/26/2010 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Monocle | Max Douchebaggery +424 Offense +7 Defense +6 Charisma +13 | Log in to see images!17,683,500 | Unusual Pie | xxEmoxKidxx | 04/28/2010 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Easy-Off Brbumiere | Max Sexiness +141 Defense +4 | Log in to see images!6,421,500 | The Spanker | Unusual Pie | 04/30/2010 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! Primo™ Official BattleThreadz Strategy Guide | Max Sexiness +39 Max Douchebaggery +20 Max Tears +13 Max Processing Power +41 Offense +4 Defense +3 Luck +1 Charisma +8 | Log in to see images!7,837,750 | Kittysan | Ricket | 05/02/2010 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Pure Diamond High Heels | Max Sexiness +53 Offense +5 Defense +3 Luck +3 | Log in to see images!2,996,853 | petkeeper18 | Myndraine | 05/04/2010 | |
| Accessories | Log in to see images! Your Childhood Diary | Max Tears +596 Defense +8 Luck +3 | Log in to see images!14,048,250 | Kittysan | The End | 05/06/2010 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Bullet Hole | Max Tears +587 Offense +10 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!12,238,500 | GunpowderPlotter | Unusual Pie | 05/08/2010 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! PAL 9000 | Max Ego +114 | Log in to see images!938,563 | Jelloarm | BLACKENSTEIN | 05/10/2010 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Himmler’s Spectacles | Max Sexiness +253 Max Douchebaggery +382 Offense +8 Defense +3 Charisma +11 | Log in to see images!14,056,500 | BLACKENSTEIN | YiffInHell2 | 05/12/2010 | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! John Wayne Gacy’s Clown Mask | Max Douchebaggery +697 Offense +9 Defense +37 | Log in to see images!3,739,125 | YiffInHell2 | Unusual Pie | 05/14/2010 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Suicide note tattoo | Max Tears +300 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!3,401,625 | MitchZer0 | Priapism | 05/16/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Gold Statue of Yourself | Max Ego +51 Offense +4 Defense +4 Luck +3 Charisma +10 | Log in to see images!79,884,750 | Kittysan | Dielenol | 05/18/2010 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! Jalapeno Bootyhole’s Memoirs | Max Sexiness +20 Max Douchebaggery +31 Max Tears +19 Max Processing Power +23 Offense +2 Defense +4 Luck +1 Charisma +7 | Log in to see images!4,171,875 | Frank Drebin | genericusr | 05/20/2010 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Moon Boots | Max Sexiness +109 Offense +8 Defense +7 Luck +7 | Log in to see images!8,975,618 | GOLDENSAUSAGE | Grave Robber | 05/22/2010 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! DVD Incinerator | Max Processing Power +62 Offense +13 Defense +3 Luck +2 | Log in to see images!5,549,438 | blacknarwhal | AliciaDeLuna | 05/24/2010 | |
| Accessories | Log in to see images! A Crate Full of Tear Gas Grenades | Max Tears +433 Defense +7 | Log in to see images!2,627,500 | Kittysan | Rage Face | 05/26/2010 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Golden Corset | Max Sexiness +422 Defense +12 | Log in to see images!17,264,500 | genericusr | Jonny Lee Miller | 05/28/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Cute Little Kitten | Max Ego +26 Max Sexiness +60 Offense +7 Defense +6 Luck +6 Charisma +5 | Log in to see images!19,432,302 | YiffInHell2 | ForeverJung | 05/30/2010 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Schindler’s List | Max Tears +372 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!8,731,875 | AIDS woman's genitals | Jgke | 06/01/2010 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Naughty™ Secretary Glbumes | Max Sexiness +540 Max Douchebaggery +88 Offense +15 Defense +9 Charisma +19 | Log in to see images!2,959,875 | JayZJay | JayZJay | 06/03/2010 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Eva Braun’s Nazi Jackboots | Max Sexiness +41 Offense +4 Defense +2 Luck +2 | Log in to see images!1,502,162 | YiffInHell2 | Jgke | 06/05/2010 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Vlad the Impaler’s Stake | Max Tears +596 Offense +15 Defense +4 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!9,790,250 | YiffInHell2 | YiffInHell2 | 06/07/2010 | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Your Mom’s Sex Tape | Max Douchebaggery +944 Offense +3 Defense +48 | Log in to see images!9,805,375 | JayZJay | JayZJay | 06/09/2010 | |
| Accessories | Log in to see images! Dead Pet Dog’s Collar | Max Tears +485 Defense +8 Luck +1 | Log in to see images!5,289,125 | YiffInHell2 | YouAreWin | 06/11/2010 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Internet Hate Machine | Max Ego +181 | Log in to see images!1,750,000 | YiffInHell2 | genericusr | 06/13/2010 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Do-It-Yourself Contact Lens Kit | Max Sexiness +499 Max Douchebaggery +267 Offense +11 Defense +3 Charisma +13 | Log in to see images!7,939,625 | Davin Valkri | Unusual Pie | 06/16/2010 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Skimpy Breastplate | Max Sexiness +67 Defense +2 | Log in to see images!3,710,750 | Ninjastic | The End | 06/18/2010 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Experimental One-Petabyte External Hard Drive | Offense +10 Defense +22 | Log in to see images!12,415,000 | Davin Valkri | Chuck Diesel | 06/20/2010 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Arterial Plug | Max Tears +151 Offense +5 Defense +2 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!2,193,625 | Fogdiver | The End | 06/22/2010 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! PuppySmashers | Max Sexiness +100 Offense +7 Defense +6 Luck +6 | Log in to see images!7,480,927 | Chuck Diesel | The End | 06/25/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Autographed Moonlight™ Poster | Max Ego +69 Max Sexiness +20 Offense +8 Defense +8 Luck +6 Charisma +15 | Log in to see images!46,324,434 | YiffInHell2 | Unusual Pie | 06/27/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Prosthetic Junk | Max Ego +163 | Log in to see images!1,500,000 | Marr965 | Inconnu | 06/29/2010 | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Life-size Shotacon Doll | Max Douchebaggery +638 Offense +10 Defense +31 | Log in to see images!2,222,563 | Kittysan | Unusual Pie | 07/01/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Overdosing for Dummies | Max Tears +478 Offense +6 Defense +6 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!15,477,500 | DidosLament | Tequila_and_Glitter | 07/03/2010 | |
| Accessories | Log in to see images! Heirloom Rabbit’s Foot | Max Tears +682 Defense +9 Luck +4 | Log in to see images!18,738,000 | Noip | Kittysan | 07/05/2010 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! The Bible | Max Sexiness +58 Max Douchebaggery +10 Max Tears +7 Max Processing Power +68 Offense +6 Defense +2 Luck +2 Charisma +9 | Log in to see images!11,503,625 | PUBICDAWG | quangntenemy | 07/07/2010 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Polycarbonate Shooting Glbumes | Max Sexiness +397 Max Douchebaggery +354 Offense +9 Defense +2 Charisma +10 | Log in to see images!12,243,000 | YiffInHell2 | Calatrava | 07/09/2010 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Solid Gold Mouse | Max Processing Power +39 Offense +12 Defense +11 | Log in to see images!9,875,900 | Noip | The End | 07/11/2010 | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Ridiculously Phallic Tombstone | Max Douchebaggery +715 Offense +8 Defense +37 | Log in to see images!5,255,688 | mterek | mterek | 07/13/2010 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Bone Through The Nose | Max Tears +473 Offense +15 Defense +6 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!5,625,875 | YiffInHell2 | YiffInHell2 | 07/15/2010 | |
| Accessories | Log in to see images! Tragic Mask | Max Tears +647 Defense +9 Luck +4 | Log in to see images!16,393,125 | YiffInHell2 | Unusual Pie | 07/17/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! DENSA Membership Card | Max Ego +153 | Log in to see images!1,500,000 | Calatrava | Kittysan | 07/19/2010 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Sexual Jihad™ Belly Dancer Costume | Max Sexiness +218 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!9,132,250 | YiffInHell2 | The End | 07/22/2010 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Bluez Drive | Max Processing Power +61 Offense +13 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!8,606,125 | DidosLament | The End | 07/24/2010 | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Rule 34 | Max Douchebaggery +852 Offense +5 Defense +45 | Log in to see images!8,288,813 | DidosLament | Game Over | 07/27/2010 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Mid 80’s Sega arcade hardware | Max Ego +163 | Log in to see images!1,500,000 | MitchZer0 | Game Over | 07/29/2010 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Permanent Contact Lenses | Max Tears +608 Offense +17 Defense +6 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!8,566,125 | DidosLament | Unusual Pie | 07/31/2010 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Horn Rimmed Spectacles | Max Sexiness +134 Max Douchebaggery +420 Offense +8 Defense +5 Charisma +12 | Log in to see images!15,870,000 | YiffInHell2 | Game Over | 08/02/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Jetpack | Max Ego +69 Offense +6 Defense +6 Luck +5 Charisma +15 | Log in to see images!69,827,625 | anastacia | Pelarys | 08/04/2010 | |
| Accessories | Log in to see images! CMaFR-brand Contacts | Max Tears +526 Defense +8 Luck +2 | Log in to see images!9,475,125 | Cryomaster | Synthesized_Brain_42 | 08/06/2010 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Date of Birth Tattoo | Max Tears +451 Offense +6 Defense +6 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!15,477,500 | Cethin | Game Over | 08/08/2010 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Whorez Training-Heels | Max Sexiness +68 Offense +6 Defense +4 Luck +4 | Log in to see images!4,491,544 | Conconhead | Unusual Pie | 08/10/2010 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Nuclear Power Supply Unit | Max Processing Power +20 Offense +11 Defense +17 | Log in to see images!11,145,375 | JayZJay | THUNDERCUTIE220 | 08/12/2010 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Surgical Grade Titanium Screws | Max Tears +585 Offense +13 Defense +2 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!11,014,375 | THUNDERCUTIE220 | NOT AN ALIEN | 08/14/2010 | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Tourette’s Syndrome Diagnostic Paper | Max Douchebaggery +932 Offense +2 Defense +52 | Log in to see images!11,321,938 | Kittysan | twixhammer | 08/16/2010 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! A Brief History Of Porn | Max Sexiness +114 Max Processing Power +42 Offense +4 Luck +3 Charisma +15 | Log in to see images!17,754,250 | YiffInHell2 | YiffInHell2 | 08/20/2010 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Nasty Habits™ Nun Costume | Max Sexiness +347 Defense +10 | Log in to see images!14,553,750 | YiffInHell2 | ****asaurusRex | 08/22/2010 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Bright Red Pleather Cowgirl Boots | Max Sexiness +114 Offense +9 Defense +8 Luck +8 | Log in to see images!10,470,309 | ****asaurusRex | Abra | 08/25/2010 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! FAPMASTER graphics card | Max Processing Power +32 Offense +13 Defense +11 Luck +7 | Log in to see images!1,081,782 | Hellmask | Abra | 08/27/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Incredibly Overpriced Mystery Item | Max Ego +28 Offense +2 Defense +2 Luck +2 Charisma +5 | Log in to see images!89,941,875 | Afterthotz | Afterthotz | 08/29/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Black Dye Kit | Max Tears +455 Offense +6 Defense +6 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!13,437,250 | Afterthotz | monotone_rainbows | 08/31/2010 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Teardrop Tattoo | Max Tears +457 Offense +6 Defense +6 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!13,437,250 | GOLDENSAUSAGE | Abra | 09/03/2010 | |
| Accessories | Log in to see images! Razor Coated Dildo | Max Tears +583 Defense +8 Luck +3 | Log in to see images!12,523,875 | jbvenom777 | monotone_rainbows | 09/07/2010 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Gooch Piercing | Max Tears +615 Offense +5 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!13,458,750 | King Jazza | Hellmask | 09/10/2010 | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Collection of Perverted BDSM Gear | Max Douchebaggery +1199 Offense +19 | Log in to see images!17,514,000 | YiffInHell2 | YiffInHell2 | 09/13/2010 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Abacus | Max Ego +98 | Log in to see images!782,844 | wounded_god | SlimHotdog | 09/15/2010 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! ShortBus Port | Max Processing Power +58 Offense +13 Defense +5 Luck +3 | Log in to see images!4,655,907 | AlDente | monotone_rainbows | 09/18/2010 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! SurgiHeels™ | Max Sexiness +136 Offense +9 Defense +9 Luck +9 | Log in to see images!12,897,500 | pieguy259 | monotone_rainbows | 09/21/2010 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! The Utter Dip****’s Guide To Pwning Forums | Max Sexiness +30 Max Douchebaggery +24 Max Tears +16 Max Processing Power +33 Offense +3 Defense +4 Luck +1 Charisma +8 | Log in to see images!6,004,813 | pieguy259 | twixhammer | 09/23/2010 | |
| Accessories | Log in to see images! Rejection Letter from Hogwarts | Max Tears +495 Defense +8 Luck +1 | Log in to see images!6,619,938 | monotone_rainbows | twixhammer | 09/25/2010 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Pure Gold bum Tear Tattoo | Max Tears +504 Offense +7 Defense +7 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!18,730,500 | Razmos | pieguy259 | 09/29/2010 | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Baby Corpse Shield | Max Douchebaggery +1096 Offense +10 Defense +31 | Log in to see images!15,176,250 | Razmos | Razmos | 10/01/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Almost Completely Undrawable Item | Max Douchebaggery +442 Offense +11 Defense +3 Charisma +14 | Log in to see images!19,025,250 | PUBICDAWG | pieguy259 | 10/03/2010 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Cat ears | Max Sexiness +506 Defense +14 | Log in to see images!19,975,250 | Magic Muffin | MitchZer0 | 10/06/2010 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Doorknob Piercing | Max Tears +685 Offense +20 Charisma +2 | Log in to see images!17,008,000 | pieguy259 | pieguy259 | 10/09/2010 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! PrunePad™ | Max Ego +64 | Log in to see images!159,968 | pieguy259 | Neo Alpha | 10/11/2010 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Cop sunglbumes | Max Douchebaggery +444 Offense +11 Defense +3 Charisma +14 | Log in to see images!19,025,250 | Frubcake | pieguy259 | 10/13/2010 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Unwanted Tramp Stamp | Max Tears +466 Offense +7 Defense +7 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!17,104,000 | pieguy259 | pieguy259 | 10/15/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Pink Canopy Bed | Max Ego +59 Max Sexiness +29 Offense +8 Defense +8 Luck +6 Charisma +13 | Log in to see images!39,601,401 | YiffInHell2 | rosie_palms | 10/18/2010 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! IMB Fatherboard | Max Processing Power +40 Offense +13 Defense +8 Luck +5 | Log in to see images!2,868,844 | Axeo | Group AntivirCommunications Corporation NavaShield | 10/21/2010 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! The Book of Eipwn | Max Sexiness +65 Max Douchebaggery +5 Max Tears +4 Max Processing Power +79 Offense +7 Defense +1 Luck +2 Charisma +10 | Log in to see images!13,336,563 | rosie_palms | Psycros | 10/23/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Dead Website | Max Ego +79 | Log in to see images!471,406 | Lady_Gaga | Pauley McCoy | 10/25/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Your Ex-Girlfriend’s Panties | Max Tears +482 Defense +8 Luck +1 | Log in to see images!3,958,313 | Pauley McCoy | Xx-EmO_4_LiFe-xX | 10/28/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Rooted Droidan Phone | Max Ego +82 | Log in to see images!471,406 | ****nuggetz | Joseph of Suburbia | 10/31/2010 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Stephen Hawking's speech rig | Max Ego +85 | Log in to see images!471,406 | Sgt_Cookie | PUBICDAWG | 11/03/2010 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Brain Stud | Max Tears +632 Offense +13 Charisma +2 | Log in to see images!15,233,375 | Axeo | EggLord | 11/06/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Sex Slave Dice | Max Sexiness +140 Offense +9 Defense +5 Luck +5 | Log in to see images!16,293,500 | Zeohell | Unusual Pie | 11/10/2010 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Real Bunny Slippers | Max Sexiness +145 Offense +9 Defense +5 Luck +5 | Log in to see images!16,293,500 | Xtreeeeeme490 | Unusual Pie | 11/12/2010 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! male reproductive organ input | Max Processing Power +70 Offense +13 Defense +2 Luck +1 | Log in to see images!6,442,969 | MitchZer0 | Unusual Pie | 11/15/2010 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Tortoiseshell Horn-Rimmed Glbumes | Max Sexiness +533 Max Douchebaggery +314 Offense +10 Defense +2 Charisma +11 | Log in to see images!9,184,563 | mudkip_akimbo | Liiiiiight | 11/18/2010 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! What the **** is a Forum? | Max Sexiness +10 Max Douchebaggery +36 Max Tears +23 Max Processing Power +12 Offense +1 Defense +5 Luck +1 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!2,338,938 | HonkHawl | HonkHawl | 11/20/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Blue Pills and Spam | Max Ego +118 | Log in to see images!1,094,282 | whah evah | Mister Sandvich | 11/22/2010 | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Whole Chicken | Max Douchebaggery +1082 Offense +5 Defense +45 | Log in to see images!14,007,375 | whah evah | viscera | 11/24/2010 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Aeron G-String | Max Sexiness +246 Defense +7 | Log in to see images!10,487,625 | whah evah | viscera | 11/26/2010 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! RAIDer Array | Defense +26 Luck +9 | Log in to see images!14,659,500 | HonkHawl | manurissy | 11/30/2010 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Drow Blindfold | Max Sexiness +553 Max Douchebaggery +41 Offense +16 Defense +11 Charisma +21 | Log in to see images!1,579,000 | viscera | HonkHawl | ||
| Books | Log in to see images! Necronomicon 2.0 | Max Sexiness +51 Max Douchebaggery +15 Max Tears +10 Max Processing Power +56 Offense +5 Defense +3 Luck +2 Charisma +9 | Log in to see images!9,670,688 | xkcd | NaziSupporterMan21 | 12/05/2010 | |
| Accessories | Log in to see images! Pillow | Max Tears +462 Defense +8 Luck +1 | Log in to see images!3,958,313 | JayZJay | NaziSupporterMan21 | 12/08/2010 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Cut-Out Dotted Lines | Max Tears +363 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!7,399,313 | HonkHawl | webspider | 12/11/2010 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! bumless Chaps | Max Sexiness +36 Defense +1 | Log in to see images!2,169,000 | Enter Name Here | Xenotechie | ||
| Computers | Log in to see images! Droid | Max Ego +119 | Log in to see images!1,094,282 | whah evah | TheHeadshotter666DEVIL | 12/15/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! **** Shield | Max Douchebaggery +1192 Offense +15 Defense +16 | Log in to see images!16,345,125 | whah evah | TheHeadshotter666DEVIL | 12/17/2010 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! bum Crack Piercing V 2.0™ | Max Tears +637 Offense +9 Charisma +2 | Log in to see images!14,346,063 | Enter Name Here | Enter Name Here | 12/20/2010 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! 4 Pixel Glbumes | Max Sexiness +548 Max Douchebaggery +130 Offense +14 Defense +8 Charisma +18 | Log in to see images!4,204,813 | Enter Name Here | Enter Name Here | 12/22/2010 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Fuzzy House Slippers | Max Sexiness +149 Offense +9 Defense +7 Luck +7 | Log in to see images!14,595,500 | Cameltoe | Enter Name Here | 12/24/2010 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! FM Radio | Offense +5 Defense +26 Luck +5 | Log in to see images!13,537,250 | whah evah | Yayness | 12/27/2010 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Beer Pong Championship Belt | Max Ego +140 | Log in to see images!1,375,000 | DeadLuckytheTroll | GigaG | 12/30/2010 | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Portrait of Joseph Stalin | Max Douchebaggery +1110 Offense +15 Defense +16 | Log in to see images!16,345,125 | Reigen | TheHeadshotter666DEVIL | 01/02/2011 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! X-Ray WebCam | Max Sexiness +100 Max Processing Power +65 Offense +6 Luck +3 Charisma +13 | Log in to see images!16,461,875 | BrightSun | Enter Name Here | 01/04/2011 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Lisp | Max Ego +155 | Log in to see images!1,375,000 | Arehera | Enter Name Here | 01/08/2011 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Virtual Girlfiend™ | Max Sexiness +139 Offense +9 Defense +8 Luck +8 | Log in to see images!13,746,500 | Enter Name Here | Enter Name Here | 01/11/2011 | |
| Accessories | Log in to see images! Jeggings | Max Tears +633 Defense +9 Luck +4 | Log in to see images!15,220,688 | Josh Grimes | Cameltoe | 01/14/2011 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! PlayBoy eMag | Max Sexiness +98 Max Processing Power +69 Offense +6 Luck +3 Charisma +13 | Log in to see images!16,461,875 | lifemaestro | lifemaestro | 01/18/2011 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Extremely Anonymous Proxy Server | Max Processing Power +91 Offense +5 Defense +26 Luck +5 | Log in to see images!17,908,000 | JayZJay | lifemaestro | 01/25/2011 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Transparent Panties | Max Sexiness +180 Defense +5 | Log in to see images!7,776,875 | lifemaestro | Enter Name Here | 01/28/2011 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Pocket Vibrator | Max Ego +79 Max Sexiness +10 Offense +8 Defense +8 Luck +6 Charisma +17 | Log in to see images!48,869,000 | Pathogen | Enter Name Here | 01/30/2011 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Blood Covered Razor | Max Tears +635 Offense +17 Charisma +2 | Log in to see images!16,120,688 | Pathogen | Not-so-obvious Troll | 02/02/2011 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Diamond Studded Aviators | Max Sexiness +521 Max Douchebaggery +226 Offense +12 Defense +5 Charisma +15 | Log in to see images!6,694,688 | Cameltoe | ShingoYabuki | 02/05/2011 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Babies First Stripper Heals | Max Sexiness +147 Offense +9 Defense +8 Luck +8 | Log in to see images!13,746,500 | Enter Name Here | verbalasphyxiation | 02/07/2011 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Tattoo of your Dead Second-Cousin | Max Tears +281 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!2,069,063 | Pathogen | Wolfe M Howler | 02/07/2010 | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Encyclopedia 4chanica | Max Douchebaggery +1178 Offense +20 Defense +18 | Log in to see images!18,531,750 | Zumosmorph | 01/12/2011 |
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