Splargety [The Fondler of Ballsacks]

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Information

Bio:

i like linkin park, korn, offspring, wtc.

i write poetry, and hate my ****en parents

Location:

oblivion

Interests:

nothing interests me

Occupation:

poet

Splargety loves the following website(s):

  • lemonparty.org
  • 4chan
  • Face The Jury
  • Gaia Online
  • Gamefaqs
  • IGN Forums
  • Nexopia
  • OffTopic.com
  • Something Awful
  • Vault Network
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Emo Kid
Level: 40
Cred: 227121613
Buildr Score: 4
Job Points: 345

Flamebate Statistics (View all of Splargety's posts)
Posts made: 39
Threads started: 4

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 7

Splargety's Stall
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Acid Flux wrote this on 03/12/2009 3:31PM:

Congrats on the very first ever ItemBuildr submission!

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Aldo_Anything wrote this on 02/12/2009 12:36PM:

Wanna win 7 BP? Enter my contest!

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/26165-contest-win-7-bp-ends-february-28th

Thx Log in to see images!

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Vince Russo wrote this on 04/12/2008 1:50PM:

Ode to Splargety

:clears throat:

Ode to Splargety, the poet with a frown.

He doesnt like his parents, and everything brings him down,

But there is hope, there is writing on the wall,

Because Vince Russo his savior, came and broke the cherry on his stall.

Thank you.

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dee dee dee wrote this on 04/03/2008 12:29PM:

hate my parents not hare hate

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dee dee dee wrote this on 04/03/2008 12:29PM:

hare my parents to yo

dee dee dee out

write me

E-Peen™
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A Spoonful of Sugar

This player pwned 48 different forums in a row.

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Assisted Suicide

The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.

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Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

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Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

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Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants

This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.

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Can't Hardly Wait

This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.

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Census Worker

This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.

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Chai

This player earned 18 job points.

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D20

This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.

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Double Ds

This player pwned 44 different forums in a row.

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Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

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FOAR!

This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Future Sentrillion Employee

This player obtained 1,000 IP addresses.

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Grass on the Field

This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.

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Hurf Durf!

This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)

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I Came

The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)

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Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

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Life Begins

This player pwned 40 different forums in a row.

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Luke 10:30

This player was a good Samaritan.

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Medal Winner

This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.

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Mexico Calling

This player pwned 52 different forums in a row.

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My Ass Got Infected, Coach

This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.

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Noose and Razor Fellow

This player joined the Noose and Razor Society.

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Our Personal Army

This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie.

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Patent Pending

This player had their item idea chosen in itembuildr.

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Patience, My Ass!

This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.

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Sexagenarian

This player pwned 60 different forums in a row.

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Spider-Man

This player assembled 25 .moar files.

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Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!

This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.

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Super 8

This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.

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Super-Chai

This player earned 180 job points.

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Sweet Sixteen

This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.

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The Big Give

This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points.

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The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

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The Level Cap

This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.

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The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

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The Red Tide

This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.

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Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.

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Veado

This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.

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Veterans of Forumwarz

This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.

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What the Fuck Was That?

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.

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White People Love Lawyers

This player pwned 56 different forums in a row.

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You Killed Superman!

This player pwned 36 different forums in a row.

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You're My Inspiration!

This player had their forum idea chosen for ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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