Camwhore Stores
Episode One
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Log in to see images!These days it doesn’t matter whether you’re indoors or not: If you’re not wearing some kind of covering over your eyes, you’re a huge ****ing loser. StunGlbumes® sells all kinds of opulent eyewear, perfect for hiding that ugly face of yours. Sorry, it had to be said. | ||
Log in to see images!There’s simply no easier way to increase your Sexiness factor than to throw on a pair of ****ty shoes. Female Dominance has been in the shoe-pimping business for three weeks now, and has a great selection of products for you shoe fetishists to gawk at. |
Episode Two
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Log in to see images!The Camel’s Toe sells an bumortment of lingerie products designed to call attention to what is arguably the most beautiful of all longitudinal cutaneous folds: the labia majora. | ||
Log in to see images!StunGlbumes is so last episode! Spex Offender sells all the hot parodied name brands for the discerning Camwhore. |
Episode Three
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Log in to see images!Whether you’re lying flat on your back with your legs in the air or stomping all over your boyfriend’s heart, nothing completes the look better than a sexy pair of shoes. Plus, it’s the only item in your wardrobe that will still fit no matter how much weight you gain! Indulge in your shoe fetish at High-Tops, where you’ll find the most least comfortable, least practical and most outrageously expensive shoes on the market! | ||
Log in to see images!Victoria's Secretions This high-end lingerie retailer previously only sold its wares through a mail-order catalog available exclusively to chronic masturbators. But now it’s easier than ever for ordinary soccer MILFs like you to shop at Victoria’s Secretions! Combining a mix of private-label with external brands like Courtesanform and Laytex, Victoria’s Secretions fuses high fashion with high technology to accentuate your (mostly illusory) sexiness. |
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