turbo-cake [Fetal Alcohol Puppets]

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turbo-cake loves the following website(s):

E-Peen™

A Spoonful of Sugar

This player pwned 48 different forums in a row.

Alcohol Kills, Take LSD

This player pwned 68 different forums in a row.

An Extra Quarter

This player voted for Barack Obama.

Around the World, Around the World

This player pwned 80 different forums in a row.

Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

Calling God Names

This player pwned 72 different forums in a row.

Can't Hardly Wait

This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.

Census Worker

This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.

Chai

This player earned 18 job points.

D20

This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.

Double Ds

This player pwned 44 different forums in a row.

Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

FOAR!

This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

Grass on the Field

This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.

I Came

The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)

Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

Life Begins

This player pwned 40 different forums in a row.

Medal Winner

This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.

Mexico Calling

This player pwned 52 different forums in a row.

My Ass Got Infected, Coach

This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.

Noose and Razor Fellow

This player joined the Noose and Razor Society.

Octopussy

This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

One Angry Man

This player earned 12 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

Ranks & Files

This player pwned 64 different forums in a row.

Rows and Rows of the Finest Virtuosos

This player pwned 76 different forums in a row.

Sex 'n Dirt

This player pwned 84 different forums in a row.

Sexagenarian

This player pwned 60 different forums in a row.

Spider-Man

This player assembled 25 .moar files.

Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!

This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.

Super 8

This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.

Super-Chai

This player earned 180 job points.

Sweet Sixteen

This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.

The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

The Level Cap

This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.

The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

The Red Tide

This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.

Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.

Veado

This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.

Veterans of Forumwarz

This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.

What the Fuck Was That?

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.

White People Love Lawyers

This player pwned 56 different forums in a row.

You Killed Superman!

This player pwned 36 different forums in a row.

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