crotchbiter_the_flaccid

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Bio:

Do the stillborn conjoined twin fetuses look like they're making out? 'Cause that would be totally hot!

Location:

Your Mother's Distended woman's genitals--I wrap it around me like a cape and pretend I'm Superman!

Interests:

involuntary euthenasia, Jesus-on-Hitler porn, deep intellectual discussion, and turning to stone in sunlight

Occupation:

Apprentice Masturbator

crotchbiter_the_flaccid loves the following website(s):

tubgirl.com
4chan

Vitals

Class:	Troll
Level:	22
Cred:	2243634
Buildr Score:	8
Job Points:	0

Flamebate Statistics (View all of crotchbiter_the_...'s posts)

Posts made:	236
Threads started:	8

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Total Medals:	7

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Every time I run across your name I just have to giggle. Log in to see images!

How did the Puerto Rican woman know that her daughter was having her period?

She could taste the blood on her son’s male reproductive organ.

ZING!~

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