Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
Big Day
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Chai
This player earned 18 job points.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Sister of the Quivering Rose
This player joined the Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose.
Spider-Man
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Super-Chai
This player earned 180 job points.
The Grind
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
Trollslayer
The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.