An Extra Quarter
This player voted for Barack Obama.
The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Brown Starfish Initiate
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This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
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Flaming Black Operative
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Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Our Personal Army
This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie.
Patience, My Ass!
This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
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This player earned 180 job points.
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.