President John Henry Eden [Gimmick Alts and Role-Players Local Union 352]

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Information

Bio:

We put our faith in half-wits. Our intrepid leaders had everything they wanted. Power. Wealth. Prestige. It made them lazy, America.

Location:

Raven Rock

Interests:

Rebuilding America

Occupation:

President

President John Henry Eden loves the following website(s):

  • zombo.com
Vitals
Class: Hacker
Level: 29
Cred: 18550296
Buildr Score: 0
Job Points: 51

Posts made: 18
Threads started: 3

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 2

President John Henry Eden's Stall
E-Peen™
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Assisted Suicide

The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.

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Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

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Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

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Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants

This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.

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Can't Hardly Wait

This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.

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Chai

This player earned 18 job points.

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D20

This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.

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E-Pint(tm)

This player celebrated Dick Hyman’s birthday.

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Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

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Grass on the Field

This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.

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Hack the Planet

This player made The Sect of the Late Yak fall down and hurt itself.

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Hurf Durf!

This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)

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I Came

The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)

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I'm Gay!

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

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Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

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Late Yak Sectarian

This player became a member of The Sect of the Late Yak.

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Medal Winner

This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.

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My Ass Got Infected, Coach

This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.

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Permanoob

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 1 as a Re-Re.

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Spider-Man

This player assembled 25 .moar files.

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Super 8

This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.

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Sweet Sixteen

This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.

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The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

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The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

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The Red Tide

This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.

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Trollslayer

The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.

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Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.

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Veado

This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.

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Veterans of Forumwarz

This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.

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What the Fuck Was That?

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.

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