Kingfisher

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Bio:

I wrote a sonnet about myself to use as a bio but apparently it is too long. What
Ask me about my sonnets they are hideous.

Also contrary to popular belief I am not familiar with Final Fantasy.

Location:

Vogon

Interests:

****tarded poetry, schlicking it to fabulous persons in games, ruving you (it's easy 'cause you're beautiful)

Occupation:

poet laureate

Kingfisher loves the following website(s):

  • tubgirl.com
  • 4chan
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
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Class: Emo Kid
Level: 21
Cred: 1598780
Buildr Score: 0
Job Points: 109

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Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
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Kingfisher wrote this on 01/01/2009 2:33PM:

An afternoon sun kisses a girl’s room

on the cheek; a windowsill reveling

in the light. Air heavy with strange perfume

engulfs the scene: rousing, bedeviling.

A maiden gasp, the clicks of laptop keys

depressed: pwning away, a lady wraps

herself in Cred and Flezz. The sweet disease

of obsession envenoms her; she faps.

A scene of glory! Then slowly hits her: shame.

She’s schlicking it to fabulous persons in a game.

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