Kingfisher
Bio:
Ask me about my sonnets they are hideous.
Also contrary to popular belief I am not familiar with Final Fantasy.
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Kingfisher loves the following website(s):
- goatse.cx
- 4chan
- (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
| Class: | Emo Kid |
| Level: | 21 |
| Cred: | 1598780 |
| Buildr Score: | 0 |
| Job Points: | 109 |
| Posts made: | 2 |
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| This Season's Medals: | 0 |
| Total Medals: | 0 |
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Kingfisher
wrote this on 01/01/2009 2:33PM:
An afternoon sun kisses a girl’s room on the cheek; a windowsill reveling in the light. Air heavy with strange perfume engulfs the scene: rousing, bedeviling.
A maiden gasp, the clicks of laptop keys depressed: pwning away, a lady wraps herself in Cred and Flezz. The sweet disease of obsession envenoms her; she faps.
A scene of glory! Then slowly hits her: shame. She’s schlicking it to fabulous persons in a game. |
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