Assisted Suicide
The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
Big Day
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Brown Starfish Initiate
This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish.
Can't Hardly Wait
This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.
Chai
This player earned 18 job points.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Future Sentrillion Employee
This player obtained 1,000 IP addresses.
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Spider-Man
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
The Grind
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Picture of Innocence
This player completed Episode 3 with a lawful/good alignment.
Trollslayer
The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.