An Extra Quarter
This player voted for Barack Obama.
The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
Brown Starfish Initiate
This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish.
Can't Hardly Wait
This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Friend of Forumwarz: Gold
This player is a Gold level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
This player was a good Samaritan.
Patience, My Ass!
This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.