TimeForAndrogyny Posted:

It’s not. I don’t have a name. I’m a ****ty parody of Sulu from Star Trek. You’re a sweetie pie. Jackson is just like that…but whatever I’m done with him. I will flip my hair and walk away from that explosion in slow motion without looking back. I really like you. I know you’re married and not gay and that’s fine but you are sexy as hell and I like you a lot.

Can I be your coffee ****? Log in to see images!

AHEM. Spotted male reproductive organs aside…

We’d love to have you on the team, kid. Just tell me what to call you. The station will send as much as you need to change your image.

I look forward to working with you.