There’s a new breed of swindler popping up in the ForumWarz community, and you won’t believe just how easy it is for them to take your hard-earned money…and run.

They’re called Brownie Bums. These clever criminals will empty your pockets using the oldest trick in the book — asking you for Brownie Points. Their reason? Because they want them.

But is what they’re doing really a crime? This matter was brought to male reproductive organs 69’s attention by local resident Rectal Computer who had this to say about notorious Brownie Bum Indiana Jonas:

Rectal Computer Posted:

So you just skim your own replies and your own posts and ignore everything else and then you beg for BPs instead of supporting the site. And I thought I had something up my bum. Log in to see images!

Another resident had this to say:

CrinkzPipe Posted:

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So we wanted to know: Who is Indiana Jonas? He’s a 13 time Domination medal winner with a long list of friends, many who are very high profile. He’s been popping in, playing, and posting for many years. What sets him apart from other Oldfabulous persons? His ridiculously short male reproductive organ. At his own request, he recently had all E-Peen removed save one — I’m Gay. A few others remain that are simply harder to get rid of.

And we couldn’t help but notice that be belonged to a most unique klan, a klan of one: At Least I Never Made A Failure Of A Website.

Most recently, he asked for Brownie Points to change his avatar.

Would you give him your Brownie Points? CrimeBiters has reason to believe that one resident…already has.

JacksonKelley Posted:

What will he change it to…

Trembling with anticipation…

JacksonKelley, is it true that you’ve already freely given Indiana Jonas Brownie Points? Log in to see images!

We are awaiting JacksonKelley’s response.

For male reproductive organs 69 News, I’m Guy Snortococci.

You’re not in trouble, Jackson. We just want to know more about your philanthropy! Log in to see images!

JacksonKelley Posted:

Um….I just bought more than I needed? U want some baby?

This just in, male reproductive organs 69 has just confirmed that Jackson did indeed give away Brownie Points. Stay tuned for updates. I’m Guy Snortococci.

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God dammit this is bull****…can’t even get a decent ****ing story! Coulda been a rock star…or a movie star…****ing Mark Paul Gosselaar I swear to God if I ever see him on the street…

I’m so ****ing fat *HURL* Log in to see images!

Guy Snortococci Posted:

God dammit this is bull****…can’t even get a decent ****ing story! Coulda been a rock star…or a movie star…****ing Mark Paul Gosselaar I swear to God if I ever see him on the street…

Hey- it could have been worse. You could have been the guy mopping the adult film booths or the guy that has to give the elephants their suppositories. They say a slow news day is better than a no news day.

Back the **** off dago fabulous person. TimeForAndrogyny is my ****.

JacksonKelley Posted:

Back the **** off dago fabulous person. TimeForAndrogyny is my ****.

I’m not your **** Jackson. *snap*

JacksonKelley Posted:

Fine, **** you Andy. Guy you are ****ing very special but I’ll leave the stupid title because I love Cindy so **** you you did me a favor.

Yikes.

Listen…Andy, is it? You shouldn’t let people talk to you like that. You seem like a nice young man. Log in to see images!

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Bailey Jay Posted:

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Sup girl I’m Jackson

Guy Snortococci Posted:

AHEM. Spotted male reproductive organs aside…

We’d love to have you on the team, kid. Just tell me what to call you. The station will send as much as you need to change your image.

I look forward to working with you.

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