StarkJade Posted:

I got married and acquired some stepchildren.

They’re kinda-not-seriously-but-maybe for sale.

I don’t think I was enough of an entity for anyone here to miss me.

You were always that guy who showed up in my Dom bracket and made me say “hey, it’s that guy”.

In other news, if you want to trade stepchildren I have three (and a step-grandchild) I would be more than happy to trade in on newer models.