I was think about this when I was driving home.

AC/DC – Would be like a big awesome bacon double cheeseburger cuz they kind of have this universal basic kind of appeal (not a critique of their music like technically, more like the experience of listening) but you’re still like **** yeah thats some good **** right there but maybe a little greasy.

The Scorpions – Like some really good gourmet Italian **** or somethin maybe like some good bum tortellini with shrimps and your like **** this sauce is good how they make that so good and you’re like oh what are these things those taste awesome too like you can just really sit down take your time and enjoy that **** and you’re like oh man this is so good.

Motorhead – Motorhead is a big ****in steak all bloody n **** with some good asparagus like you like if you don’t even like asparagus.

Metallica – Mcdonalds because its **** and every ****stain eats it.

Pantera – Similar but even worse, like a ****ty variety of Hamburger Helper.

That’s all I thought of at this point yes it is an awesome post and you’re welcome.