In Spite Of Posted:

You are the worst forumwarz poster.

You really suck it hard.

You eat harder than a magic kiss.

You whip a panda’s leg.

Celery Steve

Celery Steve

Celery Steve

Celery Steve

Celery Steve got on my nerves.

He ****ed my ginger daddy Evil Trout in the forehead.

He shot up my gay uncle Jalapeno Bootyhole’s snowmobile.

Then he came to my house and beat my hand.

Celery Steve

Celery Steve

Celery Steve

Celery Steve

After a chupacabra smashed my eyeball, she pooped on my head.

Then 7 bald eagles smashed my male reproductive organ.

My hands were slimy.

My hands were also hard.

Celery Steve

Celery Steve

Celery Steve

Celery Steve

Rock over London, rock on Chicago.

Bing — A better way to search.

I don’t care about the lyrics. It has a nice beat and I can dance to it. And why the **** would I want to be the black dude from white men can’t jump? He beats the white guy so what you said is not even that funny.