ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

You guys, stop fighting! I’m trying to help here. Okay Mr. Cotton, listen. Here’s what you do. Walk up to her and shout “WANT TO TAKE A RIDE TO THE BONE ZONE?” right in her face. Then take off her pants. Women are very simple minded. She’ll be mesmerized by the rhyming phrase. Trust me. This works.

Sounds like a no nonsense approach. I’ll give it a try.