Inspector Chelmey Posted:

GENTLEMEN!

A propasal:

Good evening, you may all be seated. As you all know, our dear Christian has not been producing any lulz for a good while. This is of great concern not only to me, but to all of you I’m sure.

“What shall we do”, you say? I believe I know just the thing: SWAT Chrischan. In the unlikely case you are unaware of what SWATting is, arm yourselves with knowledge by reading this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swatting, then return to this thread.

Imagine for a moment, the sheer hilarious potential of such an act. A team of large, armed men battering down their door, only to trip over the mountains of rubbish that has acgreat timesulated over the years! They might even rummage though everything, creating an already messy situation completely chaotic! O, the anarchy that would ensue when they charge into the Lair of Failure, (chris’s room) and come across things that no man should have to see! Chrischan will wish it were Clyde Cash that had broken in, rather than the men of law enforcement!

The floor is open.

EVERYONE STOP

chelmey likes trolling chrischan? oh wow. my ex and i were trying to mess with him but it was right as he left the internet

and now shes acctually living like 30 minutes away.