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Teh Drama A propasal

Inspector Ch-
elmey

Avatar: 165179 2010-08-17 18:02:22 -0400
2

[Unban or Friend Th-
e nerd o powa comm-
ittee
]

Level 63 Troll

87 percent more effective than Mandrax

GENTLEMEN!

A propasal:

Good evening, you may all be seated. As you all know, our dear Christian has not been producing any lulz for a good while. This is of great concern not only to me, but to all of you I’m sure.

“What shall we do”, you say? I believe I know just the thing: SWAT Chrischan. In the unlikely case you are unaware of what SWATting is, arm yourselves with knowledge by reading this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swatting, then return to this thread.

Imagine for a moment, the sheer hilarious potential of such an act. A team of large, armed men battering down their door, only to trip over the mountains of rubbish that has acgreat timesulated over the years! They might even rummage though everything, creating an already messy situation completely chaotic! O, the anarchy that would ensue when they charge into the Lair of Failure, (chris’s room) and come across things that no man should have to see! Chrischan will wish it were Clyde Cash that had broken in, rather than the men of law enforcement!

The floor is open.


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King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

I’ve got a better idea:

STOP POSTING.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

King Krimson Posted:

I’ve got a better idea:

STOP POSTING.

I already did this thread http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/52649-a-propasal

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

Inspector Chelmey Posted:

GENTLEMEN!

A propasal:

Good evening, you may all be seated. As you all know, our dear Christian has not been producing any lulz for a good while. This is of great concern not only to me, but to all of you I’m sure.

“What shall we do”, you say? I believe I know just the thing: SWAT Chrischan. In the unlikely case you are unaware of what SWATting is, arm yourselves with knowledge by reading this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swatting, then return to this thread.

Imagine for a moment, the sheer hilarious potential of such an act. A team of large, armed men battering down their door, only to trip over the mountains of rubbish that has acgreat timesulated over the years! They might even rummage though everything, creating an already messy situation completely chaotic! O, the anarchy that would ensue when they charge into the Lair of Failure, (chris’s room) and come across things that no man should have to see! Chrischan will wish it were Clyde Cash that had broken in, rather than the men of law enforcement!

The floor is open.

EVERYONE STOP

chelmey likes trolling chrischan? oh wow. my ex and i were trying to mess with him but it was right as he left the internet

and now shes acctually living like 30 minutes away.


sdgrbbum09 Posted:

In before bob posts his hairy man-titties

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

SanDyk Posted:

I already did this thread http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/52649-a-propasal

I feel that this point needs to be made, no matter how many times it is repeated.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

shart on a clock


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

when directv tell me five months free for most premium televisions package, i jump in it


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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

megazeroexe Posted:

when directv tell me five months free for most premium televisions package, i jump in it

I want a miniature giraffe.


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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
83

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

A PROPOSAL

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Will you marry me?


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Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

I want a miniature giraffe.

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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Chuck Diesel Posted:

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impossible creatures called, they would like their hybrids back for the sequel.

one can dream…

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