I was with this girl in idc.

We wanted some privacy, so …

we went into incit.

No, we weren’t doing anything,

just talking.

All of a sudden,

this little admin came in,

with a little star icon

and a little moderator sign.

And he said,

“What are you doing in there?”

And I said, “Nothing.”

And he said,

“Well, you better

get out of there, or …”

“Or what?” I said.

And he started flaming me.

Yeah, so I started flaming back.

He didn’t like that.

Then he reached behind, and

he pulled out a ban hammer.

And he smashed it

right on my account.

He ****ing banned me!

Why?

All because I was alone

in a room with a girl,

doing what he’d like to be doing, if

he could only get it up without a banhammer.

In the United States

of America!

“Land of the Free,

Home of the Brave.”

“In God we trust.”