I called a girl last night, got her voicemail, and then she started talking like she tricked me and just said leave a message when she answered. Then I was going to have sex with her but this blond kid kept ruining the moment by being there and he was all smug like he was important and I said, “I don’t care who the hell you are if you don’t get out I’m gonna get kick your bum”. That was a good dream.