Some people say to me, they say Celerysteve, why do you do it? Why are you the hero of Forumwarz? What drives you day in and day out to provide forumwarz with your quality content?

I scowl. I mock them for asking. I grab them by the scruff of the neck and show them a thread – a thread like this one.

They try to turn away, try to avert their eyes. I say, “You look damn you, look. You see what they do? You see the kind of threads they make left to their own device?”

Usually by then they’re screaming in horror, begging for me to stop. The boringness of the thread has changed them. It’s tainted their soul. It is then they know, because it is the only way they can know. They know why I do it… and they are grateful.