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1. You are amazingly valuable.

2. You wear your breasts like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment.

3. You are erect.

4. Solitamente, quando emani profumi, mi ricordi lamette circonflesse.

5. You have an amazingly large tailbone.

6. You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the pbuming insects.

7. You are riveting.

8. You are a scintillating dynamo of a friend.

9. You have a rather thoughtful car.

10. Your cleverness ferments meat without the need of oxygen.