Swine, yes, Swine, I say Swine because I’m pretty sure Swine is the one doing this. Actually that makes me sound a little like Foghorn Leghorn. Which incidentally Swine himself sounds like if you have ever heard his voice. I digress.

Swine, it’s not that you suck. You’re above average, but you’re just not provocative or anything so nobody is going to do this about you (+ all the anon threads, etc.). It’s obviously you.

You’re like pretzels. I mean nobody goes crazy over pretzels you know, but nobody minds if they’re there. They’re good to have around and some people really, really, like them, but honestly they’re way too boring to get excited about or criticize.