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Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

I am interested in the position of astronaut and my qualifications are:

1. I have been head of the USSR space program headed for Mars before it got disbanded.

2. I am fit due to moving furniture around the house this one time.

3. I know my **** when it comes to dinosaurs and know all their weak-points so if we happen to run into any of those I could single-handedly save the entire mission.

4. I am highly trained in advanced physics and mathematics.

5. I like spinning around in circles which means I would probably enjoy that machine that spins you around in circles.

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