I am restarting the Forumwarz Space Program and we need people in every position. Please post below the position you are interested in and any qualifications.

I would like to apply to be a astronaut. Log in to see images!

Qualifications:

I have seen pictures of space.

I have talked to a astronaut.

‘Restarting’?

Also, my qualifications for a ‘Space’ program:

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

Nobody would miss me if I’m gone.

Sign me up.

spacekadt Posted:

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I believe my name says it all.

Would like to offer my services.

was Posted:

I’m confused. Spacekadt, you are the Director of the Forumwarz Space Program. I really don’t think you need to volunteer.

Oh, I forgot about that. I guess that means I’m willing to work for free?

swine Posted:

I’d like to visit space at some point.

And what I mean is I’d like to physically pound her woman's genitals.

That is very disrespectful. spacekadt is not some tart you can pick up at the Wal-Mart.

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

’Restarting’?

BingeBot was a man once.

As the appointed head of the fwz space program’s department of mismatched leftover rocket parts that we don’t really understand what they do and small to smallish-medium asteroid detection, I’d like to thank you all for volunteering.

Just know that out of everyone who applies, only 10% are accepted and there is a 50% drop out rate after 5 years. So good luck to you all!

One more thing: we don’t issue spacesuits, you must bring your own.