It’s time somebody told you the truth about the other candidates:

Was is plagued by gingivitis, spouts rhetoric and grinds his teeth at night.

fine upstanding member of society has a pathetic vertical leap, shows poor judgement and gets advice from a fortune teller.

SuperSonic owns a dozen cars, knows nothing about diplomacy and runs like a sissy.

spf357 once took a clbum that dicussed Al Qaeda, has never found love and wants to tell you how to think.

Ricket has an illegal Cuban housekeeper, snores like a foghorn and kicks children.

Johnny Mac has ties to communists, is friends with Paris Hilton and doesn’t eat meat.

MC Banhammer can’t carry a tune, cuts in line at the theater and is all about slogans, not solutions.

This message paid for by the random generator to elect Celerysteve.