My first wish is for a girlfriend. Someone who is kind, loving and understanding. Someone who’d listen without making judgments. Someone who I can confide into while knowing that she won’t go around telling everybody my secrets. Someone who would enjoy such pleasantries as a walk in the park or a slow dance under the stars, someone who won’t hurt me; who would hold me when I’m down, share tears and laughter with me. A gentle face, deep blue eyes, a playful smile. Oh, how I wish.

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My second wish is for the **** who cheated me out of almost 10 years of my life to be hit in the face with a flying donkey.

My third wish is for brownie points, so gimme.