Definitely all those mathematician guys, pretending they can be do math and stuff. Specifically, fermat.

Speaking of fermat, I just so happen to have one of his proofs here, relating to his final theorem. Why don’t you buy it and figure out how to roleplay a mathematician?

fermats_last_theorem\_proof.leer

* Luck +7

* Max Ego +175

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/406632-fermats_last_theorem-_proof-leer

And why not, I’m a nice guy, I’ll give you something else to bid on while you’re here.

Hacking Ruby Scripts – A Love/Hate Affair.pres

* Max Ego +175

* Defense +7

* Max Processing Power +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/406633-hacking-ruby-scripts-8211-a-love-hate-affair-pres

The best video file in existence! Get some of the best stats possible for pretty cheap!

****.MILF.asian.mammary glands.great timesshot.latina.interracial.anal.girls.dvda

* Luck +7

* Defense +7

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Douchebaggery +170

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/406634-****-milf-asian-mammary glands-great timesshot-latina-interracial-anal-girls-dvda

Found these while I was cleaning my room. Better buy them back or I’ll sell to someone else you don’t know.

Pictures of YOU.leer

* Max Ego +170

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/406635-pictures-of-you-leer

A nice little dose of tragedy to make your crappy day feel better. Just for you!

bear escapes local zoo children die hysterical.divy

* Max Ego +170

* Defense +7

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/406636-bear-escapes-local-zoo-children-die-hysterical-divy

Your daily recommended allowance of handicapped comedy. Now with lower reserve!

Hilarious conversation between deaf boy and downs syndrome girl.noiz

* Defense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/406637-hilarious-conversation-between-deaf-boy-and-downs-syndrome-girl-noiz

Thanks for looking, bid away!