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Flezz Worst Gimmick Ever

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
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Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Definitely all those mathematician guys, pretending they can be do math and stuff. Specifically, fermat.

Speaking of fermat, I just so happen to have one of his proofs here, relating to his final theorem. Why don’t you buy it and figure out how to roleplay a mathematician?

fermats_last_theorem\_proof.leer

* Luck +7

* Max Ego +175

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/406632-fermats_last_theorem-_proof-leer

And why not, I’m a nice guy, I’ll give you something else to bid on while you’re here.

Hacking Ruby Scripts – A Love/Hate Affair.pres

* Max Ego +175

* Defense +7

* Max Processing Power +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/406633-hacking-ruby-scripts-8211-a-love-hate-affair-pres

The best video file in existence! Get some of the best stats possible for pretty cheap!

****.MILF.asian.mammary glands.great timesshot.latina.interracial.anal.girls.dvda

* Luck +7

* Defense +7

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Douchebaggery +170

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/406634-****-milf-asian-mammary glands-great timesshot-latina-interracial-anal-girls-dvda

Found these while I was cleaning my room. Better buy them back or I’ll sell to someone else you don’t know.

Pictures of YOU.leer

* Max Ego +170

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/406635-pictures-of-you-leer

A nice little dose of tragedy to make your crappy day feel better. Just for you!

bear escapes local zoo children die hysterical.divy

* Max Ego +170

* Defense +7

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/406636-bear-escapes-local-zoo-children-die-hysterical-divy

Your daily recommended allowance of handicapped comedy. Now with lower reserve!

Hilarious conversation between deaf boy and downs syndrome girl.noiz

* Defense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/406637-hilarious-conversation-between-deaf-boy-and-downs-syndrome-girl-noiz

Thanks for looking, bid away!

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

The worst gimmick ever is false auction titles.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Actually no, but it’s up there.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

The worst gimmick ever is false auction titles.

Yeah, I know. I don’t like doing them but srsly, I tried doing one without being misleading and it got approximately 1/3 the views. So, tough. :3

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Bumpy :3

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
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[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

do views mean sells??? oh wait no they don’t

all you do is get mroe views from epople trying to read forums and not people who care about buying files THEY ALREADY HAVE

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Raepdog Posted:

do views mean sells??? oh wait no they don’t

all you do is get mroe views from epople trying to read forums and not people who care about buying files THEY ALREADY HAVE

You’re an utter moron if you think more views/impressions doesn’t translate to more bids and sales.

Otherwise all impression-based advertising is worthless and misguided, which is quite obviously not the case.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

i think more views just means more people coming to this thread, realizing that you lied to them and then leaving it. not necessarily more bids.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

i think more views just means more people coming to this thread, realizing that you lied to them and then leaving it. not necessarily more bids.

I think that since I’m the one holding the auctions and directly seeing the impact of more views vs. less views, your collective input on the validity and usefulness of misleading thread titles means approximately male reproductive organ.

Bid now, bump thanks bye

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Night time bump for auction goodness.

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