The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:

God himself hath sent me back down to earth, so that I may watch over these forums and, by my guiding hand, save them from their almost certain destruction and irrelevance

Picking up on this thing right here, that would make you like some kind of avenging angel, guarding the place. Much like this guy:

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Although of course avenging angels are always cooler if their swords are made of fire, like this guy:

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And there was another one where I made that flaming sword into a flaming ban-hammer, but then Paint.net ****ed up so the file it saved was corrupted. I could make it again if it would win, but I’m not going to bother otherwise.