The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I have seen the face of God.

As many of you may know, I have never been one to step down from an internet argument. I thought I was near invincible here, so long as my skills and reputation continued to be the indomitable 1-2 punch they had been for so long.

I am writing this as a ethereal vestige of my former self. I have been slain by the pro poster iIRZ, crushed under the very Log in to see images! that I had so adroitly used to troll CD so many times. I have no excuses, only remorse for having stepped to the wrong cat.

I cannot explain what happened next, but I will tell you that God himself hath sent me back down to earth, so that I may watch over these forums and, by my guiding hand, save them from their almost certain destruction and irrelevance (ok even I can’t help that last one).

Unfortunately, merely existing in this state, much less interacting with solid objects to transmit this message, is a terrible strain on my constitution, and I fear that without the proper anchor I may forever lose the ability to interact with those I have come to love so dearly.

That is why I am asking you, my loyal friends to create for me an avatar that accurately reflects my condition, and what I have been sent here to do.

DO NOT MAKE THIS A JESUS JOKE

The Lord was very clear about that point, so please don’t.

As with anything I do, I encourage trolling. But seriously mods I don’t want any Jesus jokes. Please consider these unwelcome trolling and act appropriately

I’m afraid that, as a non-being, I don’t have much to offer, but the dearest of my friends that provides me the best avatar will be entitled to the rights of my half-finished book “Carebearland: A Guide to ****ing People Off…online” and my moldy stash of 20 Log in to see images! I know it’s not much with the current inflation, but it’s all I have.

My will and resolve will not hold up much longer than Friday, January 18th, so please be swift with your attempts. If I am not adequately anchored here by then I will, by agreement with the ghost union, be forced to act in a terrible made-for-TV hack remake of “A Christmas Carol” starring John Travolta as Scrooge and yours truly as “The Ghost of Christmas Goatse”. Please help me.

I forgot to add that, in case you all have forsaken me and nobody posts a decent avatar, this contest will be null and void. I am the lone judge of this, but I will take it up with a mod if I feel the contest has not been adequate.

I can make one of these an avatar if you so choose.

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http://www.viceland.com/blogs/nl/files/2009/11/inspiratie-3.jpg

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http://www.viceland.com/blogs/nl/files/2009/11/inspiratie-2.jpg

http://www.viceland.com/blogs/nl/files/2009/11/inspiratie-1.jpg

Mod Edit: Turned the real medical pics into links.

I have a submission, although it isn’t exactly ‘awe-inspiring’, it just looks funky. If you blow it up in Paint, it makes your eyes hurt. Log in to see images!

When Photobucket is working again, I will create a direct link.

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Evil_Corporate_Walrus Posted:

Photobucket is working! Here it is:

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Not exactly ‘born again to crusade the forums’, but kinda trippy.

seriously stop ****ing posting

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

Did you seriously waste time to do that ****?

whoa since when am I emo???

Hmm… why yes, I believe I did. Learn to show some respect, btw. Being a douche isn’t cool.

Evil_Corporate_Walrus Posted:

Hmm… why yes, I believe I did. Learn to show some respect, btw. Being a douche isn’t cool.

whoa Im so sorry. I never knew. THank you for making me see how i should change my ways.

Here come´s SEPHIROTH!

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