Dark meat chicken is better, but white meat turkey is better.

There’s no pork in Pork N’ Beans. There is, but it’s like the eighth thing down on the ingredient list behind salt and distilled vinegar. Might as well call it Lies N’ Beans.

Why is it when you go out for Chinese food or any place semi-exotic they always have bull**** like grilled cheese and chicken tenders for the kid’s menu. That’s not Chinese food. Quit pandering to these little snot-nose punks and make them eat what everyone else is having.