It was a Monday night, sittin in my room

Celerysteve was on his seat, trying to consume

some lulz for the eve, so I can get some pwn

just trollin on my comp, chillin all alone

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Just logged in the site of the F.W.Z.

on a mission trying to find Mr. Celerysteve

Seen a thread full of complaints so had to post

read a thread about Ghax, they was postin toast

So I clicks a link on the multiplayer action

some brothas playin Incit so I said “Let’s caption”

I jumped in the chat, and said “What’s up?”

some brothas postin’ W-spam so I said “What The ****”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

So I’m peepin on my TM’s and one catches my eye

the message hits me so hard my jaw opens wide

I roll up on incit with the some troubled news

I see my homey but these suckas posting W’s

Incit is gettin jacked, I’m readin’ what they wrote

I can’t believe they taking Celery’s votes

they spammed the chat, they spammed all the pics

I looked at the brotha said “Damn, what ****.”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

They gayin’ incit up and they all dumpvote

ain’t none of them seeing if they can make a funny joke

They wanna come up real quick and scam scoops o’ brown

I best pull out the ban stick and lay them busters down

They got W’s in a row

So much I got to scroll

over to the right just to see where they go

Letter strings are not wise

Check the rules update

I glanced in the chat and I see my homey J

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Sixteen W’s but who’s the the one offended

Bootyhole about to make some accounts suspended

now they droppin and yellin

it’s a tad bit late

JB and Celerysteve had to regulate

I laid all them busters down

I let my banstick explode

I reach for a wetnap after shooting that load

if you wanna post W’s sit back and observe

you ain’t convinced you must be hurf durf

Now JB gets ****es

and that’s a known fact

Game like a warden tag tail by the pack

Back up, back up plan can’t go wrong

You can always get a ho

Got standards to the low

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Just like I thought

they were in the same spot

in need of some desperate help

the JB and the C-child

were in need of something else

one of them dames was fat as hell

I said “ooo I like your size.”

she said “I’m from Brazil and you seem real nice,

would ya let me ride?”

I got a bucket full of chicken and it’s going real swell

the next stop is the Eastside Taco bell…

Incit

it’s a whole new era

in before

W’s in this thread

I dare ya

Protivate

You can do it the phone

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

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