Bashy Posted:

I am all for administering some of my Vitamin B.

I will be happy to fire gloppy loads of it all over the forum’s threads. So let’s do it. Get rid of that other guy…he was a little ****, anyway. I’m much more manly and potent. My male reproductive organ mightier than his. A deep thrust of it into your forum will make sure his slimy deposits are firmly displaced and relegated to being a stain on some filthy couch. My entry is fatter and has more girth. It’s a goddamn guarantee.

You’ve been a bad little whore, letting so many alts get into you. It’s your fault you’re sick. But Bashy can forgive you, baby. I have what the doctor ordered. A big mouthful of Vitamin Bashy.

Remember, ****, a load a day keeps the chaos away.

—Bashy

Sir, after reading this post, I’ve decided to describe to your newsletter.