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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Good evening, Forumwarz.

As I sit here, alone, with my bottle of 1945 Jeroboam (Chateau Mouton-Rothschild) I have decided to spew some benevolence amongst the dregs of the lower crust of society. Read – The internet. Maybe I’m a little tipsy, but it is you that shall benefit.

I’m sure at some point you’ve thought to yourself, “That swine sure is a snappy dresser, I wish I could learn the secrets of his success”. Well, I give to you that very secret. The Gentlemans Emporium. One stop shopping for all your posh dress-wear needs. Let it also be known, there’s no uppity shop-keep to sbum you about your (more discrete) purchases.

Never say I was unkind to the less fortunate.

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