Fie Posted:

i understand, swine, every man with his under-linens laced tightly must unlace once a blue moon.

Ah! Another who understands the need for such offensive behavior. Normally, I’d scold one of the employees, or have one of my servants clean my “Fun Closet” (Spoiler:It’s neither fun, nor a closet)where all those orphans I adopt for the tax breaks end up.

My hat goes off to you, Fie.