Marimba Posted:

I don’t know if this is the right place to post this, but I think I want to audition using Drrtycop’s character, and I don’t know what to say… so could someone direct me to some useful information, or better yet, write me a 2 minute or less script as a favor?

Here’s a decent length monologue taken directly from the chat. If you can’t do it with this, I’d suggest you look for some other character.

spoilered in case newbies are reading this.

Still playing dumb, huh.
THAT BIT OF “FBO” CODE YOU’VE BEEN DROPPING IN THOSE FORUMS IS NO JOKE, SON!
THAT’S A CROSS-SITE SCRIPTING ATTACK, WHICH YOU’VE BEEN USING TO EXPLOIT AND DEFRAUD VULNERABLE INTERNET USERS!

I’d guess you’re using a Trojan horse to take over their computers and mbum mail people. Spam, viruses, Nigerian money transfer scams…
...doesn’t matter, kid. Either way it’s against the law.
AND A THREAT TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITAHH!!!